Stealth Suit for Traffic Wardens

Funny story written by Oliver Guinness

Sunday, 4 November 2007

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Ticket wielding Parking Attendants are to be issued with new technology "Stealth Suits" to render them invisible to motorists.

Once a small button on the suit's lapel is pressed, the Ticket Predator will blend the attendant into the background enabling them to wait, ticket and leave undetected. The only problem left to resolve, is how to make the ticket issuing device invisible.

A temporary solution has been to make the machine look like one of the many single shoes seen on roads throughout Britain. The ticket issuing sniper rests the "shoe" on the pavement until the penalty notice is printed.

A spokesperson for ticketing agents Bastion Guards, said all Bast'ards employees will be able to use the suit to wear home each night to prevent their addresses becoming known.

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