"Why don't Iranian Actresses show their Breasts?" Bush Asks

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Sunday, 4 November 2007


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In a Press Conference here in Washington, with jolly mood, Mr. Bush put a question to Reporters that;

"Why Iranian actresses do not show their breasts in the films?"

"This is the one among several reasons that's why I am going to bomb Iran."

"Our bombs will hit directly right on the breasts of Iranian Actresses."

"We want to see them wide open like Elizabeth Tailor's."
"I have seen the breasts of actresses of every country on earth except Iranians,…

Oh My God! How I miss it."

"Look at her!" he pointed finger to a Reporter Ms. Below Wide, and said; "she wears in a manner that every one satisfies".
"Why Iranian actresses do not satisfy people like me?" he questioned.

"We have equal right on their Breasts."

He said that Mr. Blair has also complained this on several occasions, especially after dinners and champagnes. He said that Mr. Blair was very angry at this.

"I, myself, cannot tolerate this anymore."

"We are an open society, our breasts, hips and dicks are common," He concluded.

"No…no..no! we do not share money, Money is not common".

"I can not share my money, my boats, my ranch, and my holidays, that's simply out of question."

"So Ladies and Gentlemen! We will win, because our cause is noble,"
saying he ended the press conference.

Duck-News-Agency Nov. 01, 2007.

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