Heinz reveals new product

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 4 November 2007

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Alphabet Spaghetti, last year

Heinz, world renowned makers of food in a can have revealed a new range of produce.

Countdown 25, is a brand new flavour of Alphabet Spaghetti, a tie in with the quarter century anniversary of Countdown, the favourite programme of unemployed Librarians, Des O' Connor fans, and people who were top at Maths or English at school, but have had nothing else to replace it.

Carol Vorderman, daughter of Mrs Vorderman, and the one remaining constant on the show said: 'This is quite an achievement for us. I remember, vividly as a child, eating baked beans, and now my life's work as the comedy sidekick on the show is being rewarded. I am honoured'.

The new flavour for Alphabet Spaghetti is soap. Carole Vorderman also does adverts, and is available for weddings, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvahs.

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