At a press conference today Terry McAuliffe campaign manager for Hillary Clinton revealed that Ron Paul would no longer be the dominant force on the internet during this Presidential campaign. He revealed that due to Hillary's persuasive nature that she was able to recruit many of Ron Paul's former "Internet Super-Stars" to begin working to promote her campaign. She was also able to arrange for other sources of help which will be discussed later.
The prize of all those recruited was Liv "The Ron Paul Girl" who now will be known as "The Hillary Clinton Girl" Here is a small sample of her practicing for her work with Hillary: Liv Hillary Clinton Girl Getting Ready
Another source of assistance was Mr John Wang who was well known during Bill Clinton's Presidency and who has been able to deliver a tremendous amount of help from this source: John Wang's Internet Help
The ISWIRE News Editors were astounded by these announcements and contacted both Liv and another well know source to all those on "TheSpoof.com."
Liv talked with us on the phone crying and admitted that the information was indeed true but that she was very unhappy, but unfortunately Hillary made her "An Offer That She Could Not Refuse." When asked what that offer was Liv stated that it was intimated that "things" would happen to Ron Paul if she did not cooperate. Liv not wanting to put Ron in any danger then reluctantly agreed to become "The Hillary Clinton Girl."
In another such case a famous "TheSpoof.com" writer Spoof Writers Stories confirmed the story told us by Liv. But knowing that there were other options for him to take revealed that he would not be used in this dictatorial manner as it was totally un-Ron Paul.
He said that "she can burn in hell for all I care" because I just burned my PC and it's in the trash and I will not be able to assist her on her campaign.