Van Gough Haunts Dai's Toothbrush
A man from Cardiff has tonight made the astonishing claim that his toothbrush is haunted by the ghost of Van Gough.
Read full storyI, ET McCrone Am Almost Speechless!
I, ET McCrone have had his faith in the Fourth Estate renewed and revived by TheSpoof.com! Imagine my surprise when my attack (see I, ET McCrone Am Bein' Silenced) upon the veritable silencing of the only voice for reason and British and American reunification was not censored, ignored (as my wife,The Whore of Babylon, LI suggested) or persecuted as I suspected.
Read full storyBotham Slams Disgustingly Poor England
Ian 'Beefy' Botham has tonight slammed sad England once again for their terrible performance in Austria.
Read full storyChat rooms Banned At White House - Bush Seeks New Friends
Washington D.C. - An announcement at a press conference here may change the circle of friends President Bush has chosen for himself.
Read full storyOlsen Twins Nailed following a case of Mistaken Identity
Las Angeles - Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were celebrating the opening of a new Taco Bell by wearing sombreros, when they were mistaken for two nails and hammered into the drywall of a nearby construction site.
Read full story'Posh' Victoria penetrated by a $4 million sex toy
'Posh' Victoria is living, "la dolce a vita", according to Life Styles of the Rich and Famous host, Robin Leech.
Read full storyPorn industry goes celibate
In a surprise move today the, Adult Video News reported, the pornography industry is taking a break and will be having no sex.
Read full storyBritney Spears Spotted Shopping In Pubix Grocery Store
Britney Spears, tired of all the media attention and hoop-la, took a break today from concerts and paparazzi and went grocery shopping.
Read full storyScientist Travels Country To Spread News Of Global Warming - Freezes Ass Off In Rock Springs, Wyoming
Rock Springs - Scientist, Fred Hurns, head of the Science Department at Washington State, had planned a three month tour of the country to help spread proof that the planet is suffering global warming. His tour was cut short, however, after freezing...
Read full story'Moose Limb' threat to Midwest
For years they have roamed the wilds of the Midwestern USA, from the Rocky mountains to the Canadian border. But due to a recent increase in car usage, more and more moose are being run over on the roads and highways.
Read full storyWas I Bobby Kennedy? by Feamus Tipple O'Flattery
Murdered at an early age, cut off in his prime before the peak of his political career, younger brother of the assassinated president Kennedy, JFK's brother is the focus of a new film, 'JFK's Brother'.
Read full storyMicrosoft Unviels Newest Windows Vista
The first new Windows program in five years was released to a fanfare and an excited crowd today. The Windows Vista is the latest update from Microsoft for the windows operating system.
Read full storyWhite House Vows to Investigate "mis-reading" of Iraq Toiletries
A fierce struggle between allied forces and Moslem militants which flared last month over a misunderstanding involving U.S. men's toiletries is becoming focussed on a municipal toilet facility in Najaf.
Read full storyGhostly Goings On In Ghoulish Gloucestershire
A Gloucestershire housewife, Gretna Green, has astonished the science world by claiming that her kitchen sink is a conduit and entry portal to another world. She told The Spoof:...
Read full storyGongs probe police arrest House of Lords pervert
Drowning Street - (Rotters): Police probing the cash for honors scam have arrested Lord Levy and charged him with perversion.
Read full storyMilton Keynes holds the key to UK Prison crisis
John Reid, the Home Secretary, has declared his decision to turn Milton Keynes into Britain's highest security prison. Following today's announcement that Manchester will be the new European capital of gambling, competing with the sophisticat...
Read full storyPresident Jumps Off Washington Monument With Hang Glider; Tells American People "His Plan Will Fly"
President Bush, in an effort to gain Congressional support and support from the American people for his plan of more troops in Iraq, jumped off the Washington Monument today with a hang glider. For some who read the news, a bald eagle trying to carry...
Read full storyHappy Wedgie attacks on the increase
The Deputy Chief Inspector of London's Metropolitan Police has today expressed serious concerns regarding the increase of random "Happy Wedgie" attacks being carried out on London's streets in recent weeks.
Read full storyCreationist museum remains found at Stonehenge
Salisbury Plain, Wilts - (Rotters): Newly discovered archaeological ruins in the Stonehenge area have sent a shiver down the spine of geo-evolutionary scientists after positive proof of an early palaeolithic Creationist Museum was found in the latrin...
Read full storyScientific report proves that women are basically stupid
A study, headed by Professor J Caringbunny of the Californian Scientific Institute, which was set up to determine why women liked shoes and could not operate simple machinery, such as video recorders or cars, was released today and has concluded that...
Read full storyMadonna and Ritchie Split Exclusive
The latest shock entertainment split so far has rocked the planet as 'uber pop star' Madonna and 'Mockney Geezer film director' Guy Ritchie officially announce the end of the road for their marriage.
Read full storyPapal altar cloth sewers thriving in the G-string business
Koniakow, Poland - (Rioters): A lace-making fraternity in the village of Koniakow, southern Poland is about to float their tayloring business after sales of g-strings, brassieres and crotchless ecclesiastical vestments hit the roof following years of...
Read full storyDuke Lacrosse Player accused of Parking Violation.
After all rape, sexual assault and kidnapping charges against the three defendants in the Duke Lacrosse case had been dismissed, Durham District Attorney Mike Nifong accused Reade Seligmann of parking in a "residents only" space.
Read full storyGoDaddy Super Bowl Commercial Already Banned
For the first time in the history of network broadcasting a television commercial has been banned before even being filmed. On-line ISP giant GoDaddy.com shocked Super Bowl viewers last year ago when their scantily clad GoDaddy m...
Read full storyCelebrity Big Brother Jo Gets Death Threats
Bubbly blonde S-Club 7 star Joe von O'Mira broke down in tears today as she told how her life had been ruined.
Read full storySuper Casino : Manchester Scoops the Pot
Its official, Manchester has fought off opposition from its rivals to build Britains first Super Casino.
Read full storyPrison Crisis Solved
In a shock news conference this morning, the Prime Minister has revealed his latest plans to solve the prison crisis.
Read full storyTop Ten Signs Paula Abdul is Nuts
10. After waking up in the middle of an "American Idol" audition, she asked the contestant, "Was it good for you too?"...
Read full storyDavid Beckham's testicles raise £50,000 on e-bay
Golden Ball's golden balls have raised a staggering £50,000 on e-bay for children's charity 'Kiddywatch'.
Read full storyHull Mum Hijacks Soccer Bus - Siege Latest
It started with a few words over a tot's spilt pint, but then soccer mum, Mrs. Shiela Brickhouse, mother of forty, FORCED the driver of the Hull City Supporter's Club coach to SWERVE into South...
Read full storyGordon Ramsay selected as new Presidential chef
WASHINGTON - First lady, Laura Bush, has selected foul mouthed, ex footballer, Gordon Ramsay as White House Executive Pastry Chef and praised him on Monday for originality and a light touch with desserts.
Read full storyHoly World In A Spin As Pope Excommuincates Jade Canonises Shilpa
In an ad-hoc service hastily cobbled together by the Vatican, the Pope has sensationally made Bollywood star, Shilpa Shetty, a saint and at the same time drummed racist bully Jade, out of his gang. The Pontiff told us backstage after the gig:...
Read full storyPlace Your Bets Mesdames Et M'sieurs
It will be finally revealed today where Britain's first super-casino is to be located.
Read full story"Britney Spears? Who's She?" Asks Shilpa
Newly-crowned Miss World Shilpa Shetty shocked crowds of wellwishers yesterday when she confessed to never having heard of Britney Spears.
Read full storyRichard Hammond Crash Was Work Of Terrorists
Richard Hammond, co-presenter of Top Gear, was back this week fronting the show that nearly killed him. Investigators into his crash, meanwhile, think they have found evidence that will link al-Qaeda to the incident.
Read full storyPrince and Duchess Go One on One in Harlem, NYC
Housing Project Basketball in Harlem has seen the likes of NBA Champions, NCAA Stars and quite a few heroin addicts who could still make a three pointer on a good day.
Read full storyBritney Spears vagina cold as ice, sex tape next?
For awhile Britney Spears vagina was smoking hot. No celebrity on the planet could touch Britney's vagina.
Read full storyAmerica Attempts to Return Bush for Refund, but Cannot Produce Receipt
Although the vast majority of Americans would like to return President Bush and get their money back, they are hampered by the lack of a receipt. The latest Newsweek poll shows a paltry 30% of Americans believe Bush is doing a good job as President.
Read full storyTyra Banks lusts for large beasts
Gasp and hold your breath. Yes it seems Tyra Banks is heading for the plus size section of Walmart.
Read full storyAuthor of the DaVinci Clod Plans New Phony Novel
Author of the DaVinci Clod, a hair-raising tale of a clod of dirt from the infamous Garden of Eden passed down through the successive generations to a modern day Eve and her lesbian lover and mother of her children with Christ's genetic code, has...
Read full storyEscaped Japanese internee discovered after 65 years
In 1942 President Franklin D. Roosavelt inacted, executive order 9066. This allowed the US Government to bypass Constitutional safeguards leading to the incarceration of over 120,000 US citizens of Asian and Italian decent on the west coast of the U...
Read full storyMourinho and Chelsea on Verge of Another Breakup!
The soap opera drags on as Chelsea and Manager Mourinho find issue after issue to keep them apart.
Read full storyScientist Discovers That Whenever Someone Says "Anyhoo" a Demon Gets Its Wings
Malibu, California - In a dramatic press conference held today at a Sleep Inn just off the Pacific Coast Highway, it was revealed by Trip Diamond, renowned metaphysical scientist to the stars, that whenever someone substitutes the word "anyhoo&...
Read full storyTyrranus Rectum, Rectus now Limpis, Make Up Your Mind!
The ignoramus formerly known as Bush(as if that weren't a stupid enough name in itself) has gone through a seemingly endless number of foolish names due to his incandescent infatuation with HBO's Rome and the ineptitude of his administration...
Read full storyFuneral for dedicated 26 year cable company employee to begin sometime between 2-6 pm
New York, NY: Approximately 2 days ago, Dan Katz, a 26 year veteran for the Time Warner Cable company died in a fatal accident during a cable installation. Katz's supervisor has described the installation somewhat "complicated" but noth...
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