'Posh' Victoria penetrated by a $4 million sex toy

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Tuesday, 30 January 2007


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'Posh' Victoria is living, "la dolce a vita", according to Life Styles of the Rich and Famous host, Robin Leech.

Leech reported, Victoria is sporting a $4 million platinum sex toy. The vibrator, one of only four in existence, has a 14 inch diamond studded neck chain so it can be worn as an accessory if so desired.

Leech also went on to report Drew Barrymore was partial to the pocket rocket because it's easily hidden and can be accessed in an instant.

Other celebrities polled were Oprah and Robin Quivers, they preferred the thumper, a back massage aid.

Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez and Demi Moore liked the bunny head toy.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears all admitted to using The, "Lexington Steele", modeled after the xtra well endowed adult video star, for their lonely pleasures.

Robin Leech was unavailable for comment when asked what his personnel preference was.

$4 million sex toys, what a world, hence, "Posh".

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Jan 31 2007

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