A Gloucestershire housewife, Gretna Green, has astonished the science world by claiming that her kitchen sink is a conduit and entry portal to another world. She told The Spoof:
"It all started about a week ago. Every time I fill the sink up to do the dishes, mysterious faces start appearing from the bubbles. This is followed by complete 'beings' floating up out of the water and then disappearing out through my back door.
At first I though I was imagining it but it really is happening. Only last night there were three of them as I tidied up the tea dishes"
Our reporter visited Mrs Green and took this amazing photo. If you look carefully you can just make out a vague ghostly form emerging from the water.
Derek Acorah, the only TV supernaturalist whose name rhymes with a tasty Indian starter told us:
"I'm sceptical about this. I reckon it's a con myself. I've examined the photo and can't see anything at all"
Perky ex-Blue Peter presenter, Yvette Fielding, told The Spoof:
"Don't mind old grumpy guts Derek. He's just pissed off that this is more conclusive than our load of old guff"