10. After waking up in the middle of an "American Idol" audition, she asked the contestant, "Was it good for you too?"
9. Her eyes are more glazed than a Krispy Kreme donut.
8. In a recent interview she stated, "there nothing is absolutely with me wrong."
7. Squirrels are stalking her.
6. Claims she is the widow of James Brown.
5. Forgot what TV show she was on and after a contestant sang said, "You're fired!"
4. Gave her gynecologist a "thumbs up" after a pelvic exam.
3. Thinks Donald and Rosie's bickering is a facade for their deep admiration, respect and love for each other.
2. Called President Bush and told him his State of the Union speech gave her "goose bumps."
1. Asked Lindsay Lohan for advice.
