Bubbly blonde S-Club 7 star Joe von O'Mira broke down in tears today as she told how her life had been ruined.
Interviewed on GMTV this morning, the washed-up Nationalist told presenter Fiona Philips that she was a wreck of a woman who was in danger of losing her home and her dog sanctuary. That's why she had decided to go into the Big Brother house.
Then it all went horribly wrong.
Here is an excerpt from this morning's interview:
FP: Good Morning, Jo. I must say, you look awful.JvO: Arm just so shocked, wiv the public treating me like that, in I?
FP: But you said those things, didn't you?
JvO: Yeah, but (lights up 2 cigarettes) ar dittant mean it like that, dit I?
FP: And you were always wearing that dressing gown.
JvO: Yeah, ar got it fer Crimbo, din I?
FP: What did your Mum and Dad say to you?
JvO: Dad gimme a beer an' Mum gimme a fag, din she?
FP: What do your neighbours think?
JvO: Dunno wot they fink, do I? Ain't bin 'ome, 'ave I?.
FP: How do you feel?
JvO: Arv 'ad deaf frets, in I?
FP: Death threats?
JvO: Yeah, assit. Folksis gonna box me ears in, int they?
(lights up another fag and puts it in her ear)FP: Don't cry on TV. People will laugh.
(to studio runners) Get this stupid bitch off.
The interview was terminated and Jo left the studio, goosestepping as she went.
Psychoanalyst Dr Albert Trepanning from the University of Toytown, said "It seems almost beyond belief that participants in reality shows such as Big Brother cannot hold their tongues on issues as sensitive as racism, but that is the nature of a blurt."
The views of Dr Trepanning are not necessarily those of Monkey Woods, but, on this occasion, they are.
