Gongs probe police arrest House of Lords pervert

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Tuesday, 30 January 2007

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"Always knew he was a perv"

Drowning Street - (Rotters): Police probing the cash for honors scam have arrested Lord Levy and charged him with perversion.

The move follows the recent arrest of Prime Mobster Tony Blair's gatekeeper Ruth Turner who failed to admit to controlling a secret internet network of convicted sex offenders currently missing from Home Office statistics.

Levy was questioned over his links to over 600 former IRA hitmen who plundered the Iraqi Oil-for-Fraud scam run by the UN's Kofi Annan and then donated money to the Labour Party in exchange for gongs in the House of Lords.

"It's a dark day for Lord Levy", said one Whitehall insider. "Tess Jowl is next, then it's Lord Bollox Adonis and Blunkett's colonic irrigation adviser.

"Expect rivers of blood in the streets by Friday."

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