UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown has promised to get tough on crime and antisocial behaviour. In a new initiative, he has announced a plan for special training camps for people with an antisocial behaviour order (ASBO).
The training camps will teach good citizenship and social skills to hoodies, chavs, and other undereducated scum. Anyone who steps out of line in the camp will be sent to the 'naughty step' or gassed.
In a statement, Mr Brown said "These camps proved very successful in Europe in the last century. Not one Jew committed an antisocial crime in Germany during the period 1942-1945, and it is largely thanks to these special training camps. We hope that our own vermin - I mean underpriveleged citizens - will benefit from this in the same way."
