It has been revealed that Jamil El-Banna, the recently released detainee from Guantanamo Bay was planning to infiltrate Buckingham Palace's security defences on Christmas Day, over-power her Corgi's and then, disguised as the Queen, present a "Christmas Message" to the nation.
El-Banna, was recently released on bail conditions. As part of his tough bail conditions, Mr El-Banna must obey a 5:00am-5:23am curfew, not watch too much telly, wash up immediately after Tea, and must wear grey socks.
Evidence gathered from his Guantanamo jail cell after his departure suggested that he was planning an elaborate PR exercise on behalf of his Al-Qaeda paymasters.
According to U.S. intelligence, Mr El-Banna had worked out a disturbing itinery on his return to the U.K. Firstly, he had planned a trip to Scarborough, North Yorks where he had arranged to collect a rubber face mask of The Queen from a local joke shop.
Next, he was going to head south, directly to London where, on Christmas Day he would enter the Palace grounds by opening the gate.
From there on he would proceed to break a window in that room where the Queen usually does her speeches, clamber through the window and over-power the Queen.
According to the reports, he would then force the Queen to dress in an orange jumpsuit and sit in front of the camera whilst reading a prepared Arabic propaganda statement.
El-Banna then planned to behead the Queen, "live" on telly and then he would put on her dress. He would then don the rubber "Queen" face mask purchased earlier in Scarborough, sit in her chair at the desk and proceed to read his own version of the Queens speech in a high pitched voice. The speech would have been read entirely in Arabic thus making it intelligible to only 60% of the U.K. population.
However, it would have had a profound psychological effect on those who may have viewed it, such as kids and that.
El-Banna was arrested by C.I.A Agents in Afghanistan in 2001 and was flown out to Guantanamo Bay shortly after. Protesters against his detention and family members today gathered outside court in Burkas to protest his innocence. One individual who wished to remain anonymous stated " Jamil was in Afganistan on a stag-do when he was arrested innit". "His AK-47 and Taleban outfit were just part of a fancy dress outfit he had hired in Bradford earlier that week and so he was like totally innocent like".
