Written by Hawkeye

Thursday, 20 December 2007

The Spoof's Book Reviewing Team has compiled a list of suggestions for British tennis sensation, Andy Murray......

1. Teach Yourself Haircutting and Styling
Instead of just hacking away at the hair, here's how to create a professional look. With easy to follow step-by-step instructions.

2. The Rough Guide to Argentina
With the potential of a 'rough' time in Argentina in February's Davis Cup tie, this essential guide features chapters on basic survival skills and how to avoid any argy-bargy, both on and off the court.

3. The Bluffer's Guide to the English
Tips on how to bluff your way when dealing with the English and those situations where dry sardonic humour is not appreciated eg when talking about sacred topics such as the national football team.

4. The Complete Idiot's Guide to Tennis
Ideal for all levels. Here you will find helpful hints on how to tackle those on-court "dumb tennis" moments.

5. 101 Uses for Weird Tennis Trophies
A mine of useful and unusual advice on what to do with those tennis trophies which are simply too weird to display.

6. How to Devise your own Playstation Games
A book for addicts who crave greater challenges. Full of tricks and tips to test your own inventiveness.

7. The Fred Perry 2008 Catalogue
For a Fred Perry sponsored player, this is a must-have visual guide to 'the look' for the coming year.

8. Go-Karting Circuits of the World
Wherever you are on the ATP Tour, a go-karting track is never too far away. With clear directions and detailed circuit descriptions.

9. The Puffa Jacket: the Solid Winter Accessory
Essential reading for all proud owners. This book has practical tips on how to look good in it, and how to care for it.

10.The Big Book of Teambuilding
Provides plenty of topics to sit down and have a discussion about. In fact, it covers everything you could possibly ever need to know about teams, rotating or otherwise.

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Topics: Christmas, Books, Tennis

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