Josh Brolin commandeers submarine and fires nuke while drunk on Barbara Streisands urine

Written by Jesus Budda

Wednesday, 29 August 2007

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"Hollow Man" actor and son of James "Hotel"Brolin, Josh Brolin commandeered a US nuclear submarine during a nighttime drinking binge on stepmother Barbara Steisands vintage urine collection.

US Naval authorities have expressed dismay at Mr. Brolin's childish antics. "He's a bad, bad boy", said a Navy spokesman.

An entire San Diego city block was destroyed during Brolin's naughty nuclear launch. Hundreds of cats were left homeless. President Bush declared a minor state of emergency.

"He f*cked up, big time", griped newly appointed Nuclear Energy Spokeswoman Rosie O Donnell as she surveyed the scene."That little motherf*cker just ruined somebody's entire evening".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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