"Hollow Man" actor and son of James "Hotel"Brolin, Josh Brolin commandeered a US nuclear submarine during a nighttime drinking binge on stepmother Barbara Steisands vintage urine collection.
US Naval authorities have expressed dismay at Mr. Brolin's childish antics. "He's a bad, bad boy", said a Navy spokesman.
An entire San Diego city block was destroyed during Brolin's naughty nuclear launch. Hundreds of cats were left homeless. President Bush declared a minor state of emergency.
"He f*cked up, big time", griped newly appointed Nuclear Energy Spokeswoman Rosie O Donnell as she surveyed the scene."That little motherf*cker just ruined somebody's entire evening".
