Ms Alicia Keysinthedoor (no relation) a Shropshire dentist, known for her carelessness has now lost a priceless set of teeth, that she extracted.
"They weren't a complete set from one person," the ridiculously named worker told us. "They were an amalgam that I took from different people. If I liked the look of one molar there, I took it, or an incisor there, I took that as well. It was not as if I was doing any harm. Teeth do grow back you know."
When we pointed out to her that people only get 1 set after they have lost their Milk Teeth, she blushed, accused us of lying, and went back to her study books. The Magpie of molars is working as you read this.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.