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Illegal Immigration Solution Borders on Genius

Funny story: Illegal Immigration Solution Borders on Genius

EL PASO, TX (UPI)-U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials are finalizing plans for a new strategy aimed at resolving the out-of-control illegal immigration dilemma plaguing America's workforce, economy and way of life.

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New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

Funny story: New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...

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Christina Aguilera Leads Fight to Change America's National Anthem

Funny story: Christina Aguilera Leads Fight to Change America's National Anthem

Christina Aguilera has had enough of the criticism for her flubbing the Star-Spangled Banner during this year's Super Bowl. She claims that only a handful of Americans actually know all the words to the 'incredibly difficult and outdated' song and be...

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Pepe and Hillary's One Year Re-Union at Club Lewinsky

Funny story: Pepe and Hillary's One Year Re-Union at Club Lewinsky

It is obvious to myself, Pepe Warezabar, your roving reporter for The Guard Dog, that Hillary Clinton is alive to every nuance, every whisper of significance occurring in the known cosmos. So it was not surprising to me when we met for our one year re-union at her husband's favorite night club, The Lewinksy, that she would enquire about my health. The club was very noisy at this point with...

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Canadian Troops At US Border

Funny story: Canadian Troops At US Border

US military chiefs are in a mild panic tonight, as Canadian troops continue to pour into Manitoba, with the intention of repatriating an area of the US totally detached from it, known as the Northwest Angle. The Northwest Angle is an area - essent...

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Trump: Kim Jong-un Handshake Injury Exclusive!

Funny story: Trump: Kim Jong-un Handshake Injury Exclusive!

After the historic first ever man-to-man meeting between US President Donald Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, in Singapore yesterday, Mr Trump had to request a visit from a local doctor last night after complaining of severe discomfort in...

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Iraq Impregnated with Bastard Democracy After US Pulls Out Too Late

Funny story: Iraq Impregnated with Bastard Democracy After US Pulls Out Too Late

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Citizens celebrated Tuesday in the streets of Iraq as the U.S. began withdrawing its 130,000 troops from the troubled country. As it turns out, the celebration may be short lived, as America's violation of Iraqi sovereignty alread...

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Rice and Webber back together for 'Basra's Burning' musical

Funny story: Rice and Webber back together for 'Basra's Burning' musical

Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber are to renew their partnership for what is being hailed as ‘the musical to end all musicals’. The pair who gave the world ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ and ‘Evita’ have already penned the score for ‘Basra’s Burning’, a musical based around a humble Iraqi family and how America and Britain freed them from Saddam’s shackles of slavery.

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