Black Lives Matter Joined By Other Colors That Matter
There was trouble brewing all around the world last night, as the apparent success of the Black Lives Matter campaign gave rise to calls from other races that other colors matter as well. Protestors gathered in the Saudi Arabian capital of Riyadh,...
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Stupid Slogans
You know, there is an advertising slogan so illogical and frustrating that I cannot and will not allow it to go uncritiqued anymore (I have been losing sleep over this). It is for a certain chain of restaurants here in America (maybe started abroad). The restaurant is Outback Steakhouse and it's slogan is — No Rules, Just Right.
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Russell Brand gains American citizenship after MTV Awards
Russell Brand has been granted an American Green Card and full American citizenship without even applying for it. A spokesperson for the American Green Card Office said: "Well, we appreciate he called our President Bush some rather funny names,...
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Lenin's ‘Utopia' Founded on America
Documents released under Russia's 80-year freedom of information laws reveal that the Bolshevik leader Vladimir Ilyich Lenin modelled his communist blueprint on… America.
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Fourth Of July Forgotten
The 4th of July, the one day in the year Americans hold in the highest esteem, has been forgotten, by one man, at least, in Battambang. The man awoke as normal this morning at around 5:30am, and went about his normal daily business, which included...
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Pope Benedict Urges Muslims to Give Up Their Oil to Christian Corporations Like Exxon Mobil
COLOGNE, Germany (Reuters)-On Saturday, Pope Benedict XVI delivered a blunt message that Islam must give up its oil to America and Christian-Republican oil companies like Exxon Mobil. He said an improvement in relations with Islam "is a vital nece...
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President Obama: "I will not seek a second term"
World War III Sooner Than You Think
Ron Paul Ads Visible From Space
Trump Vows To Ban Arabic Numerals In Case They Have ISIS Sleeper Cell Ties
Donald Trump Calls Boris Johnson His Long Lost Poodle
Success the American way
John Kerry to Guest-Judge American Idol Finale
Conspiracy Theories #2- Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Look At The Internet Again
China insists that giant death ray is not a threat to U.S.
George Bush Praises Alito, Says He Would Return America to the ‘Leave it to Beaver' Paradise
The American Dream Is Now The American Reality TV Show
NASA Is Thrilled With The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee's Wonderful Gesture
US and Russia Swap Spies and Recipes
A modern-day espionage story that started out steeped in drama and having all the trappings of a good old-fashioned Cold War diplomatic nightmare, has ended without a bang as officials from the United States and Russia agreed to swap spies and let by...
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British Woman Impaled on US Beach
A British woman was left in spasms of ecstasy on a beach at Seaside Heights in Ocean County, New Jersey, today when a freak accident caused an umbrella to impale her. Velvet Cunningham was innocently sunbathing in a two piece bikini when the beach...
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Preliminary Tests Indicate That Moammar Gadhafi and Yoko Ono May Be Same Person
Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is probably best known for terrorizing America in the 1980s through his ties to the Soviet Union and his financing of terrorist activites against Western targets.
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Pregnant with twins? Britney Spears and new Pakistani beau caught shopping for pregnancy testing kits! Is Al-Qaeda renting Brit's womb to make more militants? I want to have 12 warrior sons says 'suicidal' Brit.
KAH-LEE-FOR-NEE-AH, 'UNTIED' STATES OF AMERICA:...
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Mrs Bin Laden Speaks ..
Ca'Sandra Bin Laden, former wife of Osama Bin Laden spoke with Al-Jazeera reporters regarding her former husband's latest DVD threatening to blow up not only Omaha, Buffalo and parts of Jersey but America itself along with Pluto and the rest...
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Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview
As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump...
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Australia Rejects Trump's Offer of Support
Australia has rejected US President Donald Trump's offer to send help to wombats stricken by the recent bush fires. Following the news of the bush fires, Trump told a press briefing that he had instructed unnamed companies to contact Australia in...
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Men Died After Eating Cabbage
In two separate incidents, thousands of miles apart, two men died in extraordinarily-similar circumstances yesterday - after consuming cabbage. The men - Thomas Jeffers, 45, of New Jersey, and Nickovitch Kuryakin, 48, from Nizhny Novgorod in Russia - were both healthy, middle-aged men, happily-married with two and seven children respectively, both worked for their respective governments, drank...
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What is Good for GM is Good for America
Dearborn, Michigan--In a clever business come on designed to increase employment, gross income, automotive industry production and the potential for future car sales, General Motors, the Cadillac of the automotive industry, has generously proclaimed...
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New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records
A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...
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Giant Luffa Still Terrorizing Nation's Dreams
"Just do it, Johnny," cringed out the stuffed and mangled school teacher to her student after being absorbed and becoming one with the giant luffa raining havoc across the American landscape. "Bullet to the brain. Quick and easy. Give it to me no-,"...
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Names for Hometown, USA - We Wish We'd Thought These Up
These are just some of the names for Hometown, USA that we wish we had thought up: 1. Rancho Cucamonga, California 2. Bill, Wyoming 3. Unalaska, Alaska 4. Turkey Scratch, Arkansas 5. Willacoochee, Georgia 6. Dinwhiddle, Indiana 7. Possum Trot, Kentucky 8. Shongaloo, Louisiana 9. Suckerville, Maine 10. Peanut, California 11. Whynot, Mississippi 12. Tigh...
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America revealed to be cause of cancer, obesity
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Videogames Claim Another Life
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England to be the 51st state of the USA
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Best President of the United States declared
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Wake up, America. It's all just a bad dream.
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And Now, An Offensive Word…
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Japan To Launch An Unarmed Practice Missile Towards North Korea
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Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!
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President Obama To Smite Terrorists And Bill O'Really With Golf Clubs
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Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses of people with last name of Smith or Jones
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US Facing Real Energy Crisis
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New England States Declare Independence from USA
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Look! Up in the Sky...It's a Bird...It's a Plane...No, It's a TAX!
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New Prime Minister Gordon Brown Heads To U.S. to Meet President Bush
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Barack Obama Flu Takes Hold In Southern USA
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List of 2011 United States National Dangers Released
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BATTL V Trump
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USA to Split into Two Countries
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Trump: Kim Jong-un Handshake Injury Exclusive!
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Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico
