Funny story: Rebranding Rebrands as Self-Determination

Rebranding Rebrands as Self-Determination

Responding to the pushback against the increasingly commercialized nature of our society, rebranding has rebranded as self-determination - to fabulous results. "Self-determination is blowing previous marketing models out of the water," said market...

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Funny story: United States to Annex State of Anxiety

United States to Annex State of Anxiety

Not to be deterred by his failed bid to purchase Greenland, United States President, Donald Trump, recently announced that the nation will be annexing the 51st state - specifically, the state of Anxiety. "Rich in natural resources like indigenous...

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Funny story: Feeling Lucky? Visit the States

Feeling Lucky? Visit the States

Due to the unprecedented levels of gun violence in the United States, many countries have issued advisories for travel there. Visitors are warned to exercise caution and avoid places with large gatherings such as cultural events (interesting things)...

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Funny story: Sea World Shame

Sea World Shame

US animal concentration camp, Sea World, have hit out at their accusers stating: “Our animals are very, very happy. Especially that whale floating on its back. That’s what whales do when they're happy, they show you their tummies. Shut up! I’m the...

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Funny story: Elon Musk Supports Trump Administration's Plan for a United States Space Force.

Elon Musk Supports Trump Administration's Plan for a United States Space Force.

Elon Musk today threw his weight behind the Trump administration's plan to form a new branch of the armed forces, the United States Space Force. "The first troop carrier to space will be the TEZLA MACH 25!" declared Musk. "We must be ready, not on...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Calls Boris Johnson His Long Lost Poodle

Donald Trump Calls Boris Johnson His Long Lost Poodle

Speaking from the Rose Garden to reporters today, Donald Trump congratulated Boris Johnson as his selection as Prime Minister of Great Britain. "I don't really understand what makes Britain great since they lost our colonies, but I think that's fine,...

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Funny story: Mass Shooting Saga

Mass Shooting Saga

Another two mass shootings in America (250 this year. We do expect that to be 251 by the time this piece is published) have claimed the lives of 29 people, and once again the gun laws of the nation are under attack. With many calling for stricter...

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Funny story: Just Another Bombtrack

Just Another Bombtrack

The US Senate has failed in its attempt to stop the sale of over £8billion worth of weapons to Saudi Arabia. President Trump had issued a special “National Emergency Declaration” to push the sales though. The “national emergency” presumably being the...

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Funny story: World Leaders To Decide On Climate Change Policies.

World Leaders To Decide On Climate Change Policies.

World leaders have come together today to discuss where to go with the policies on climate change. The meeting has taken place ahead of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change in Copenhagen next week. The meeting was held in p...

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Funny story: Lego Announces Plans to Start Making Prosthetic Limbs

Lego Announces Plans to Start Making Prosthetic Limbs

Earlier this week the president of LEGO America, Søren Torp Laursen, announced a plan to have new LEGO prosthetic limbs on the US market by October 2008, and the global market by December 2008. They have already produced proto-types, and say their ne...

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Funny story: Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview

As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump...

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Funny story: New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...

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Funny story: The American Dream Is Now The American Reality TV Show

The American Dream Is Now The American Reality TV Show

There's a new flavor of the month reality show coming out every day and it's called America. Citizens are really excited because they have more opportunities to sit on the couch eating dictator tots, while watching the fly by lies become the truth ri...

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Funny story: Trump Vows To Ban Arabic Numerals In Case They Have ISIS Sleeper Cell Ties

Trump Vows To Ban Arabic Numerals In Case They Have ISIS Sleeper Cell Ties

In anther appeal to anti-Islamic sentiment republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has stated that he intends to rid the country of Arabic numerals for security reasons. During one of his narcissistic tirades in the middle of a campaign spee...

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Funny story: Al-Jazeera Runs Controversial Math Series

Al-Jazeera Runs Controversial Math Series

Independent media outlet Al-Jazeera is yet again the subject of intense criticism, this time not by leaders of the Iranian government or the unelected interim Iraqi government but by key figures in the IMF, World Bank, European Union and America, for...

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Funny story: Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico

Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico

President Trump signed an executive order today to unilaterally cancel the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. Under the treaty at the end of the Mexican-American War, on July 4, 1848, the United States agreed to pay Mexico US$15 million for the lan...

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Funny story: Stupid Slogans

Stupid Slogans

You know, there is an advertising slogan so illogical and frustrating that I cannot and will not allow it to go uncritiqued anymore (I have been losing sleep over this). It is for a certain chain of restaurants here in America (maybe started abroad). The restaurant is Outback Steakhouse and it's slogan is — No Rules, Just Right.

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Funny story: Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!

Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!

Grumpy Cat fans are going nuts over the news that their favorite feline crabby pants will take over "Late Night With David Letterman" when Letterman retires next year. The new "Late Night With Grumpy Cat" will begin in the spring of 2015 and Grum...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict Urges Muslims to Give Up Their Oil to Christian Corporations Like Exxon Mobil

Pope Benedict Urges Muslims to Give Up Their Oil to Christian Corporations Like Exxon Mobil

COLOGNE, Germany (Reuters)-On Saturday, Pope Benedict XVI delivered a blunt message that Islam must give up its oil to America and Christian-Republican oil companies like Exxon Mobil.

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Funny story: New Orleans gets Presidential visit.

New Orleans gets Presidential visit.

Nearly two weeks after the Gulf States were devastated by Hurricane Katrina, the President of the United States of America, George W. Bush, finally saw for himself the devastation in his first official visit to New Orleans.

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