North Korea To Impose Sanctions On US
In what's already being called a tit-for-tat struggle, the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un has said that, if Washington does not relax its sanctions against Pyongyang, then North Korea will be forced to impose its own sanctions against the United St...
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1980s Canadian Plot To Take Over United States Uncovered
Today Canadian officials sheepishly admitted to a plot to take over the United States by slowly causing Americans' health to fail. Knowing the state of American healthcare, the idea was to overload the system with bad backs, knees and ankles. How?...
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Donald Trump Swallowed Up By Hole In The Ground
There were scenes of utter and outright pandemonium outside Buckingham Palace this afternoon, as US President, Donald Trump, in the UK on a three-day state visit, and on his way to meet the Queen and the rest of the royal family, was literally swallo...
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Melania Trump Applies for Political Asylum in Mexico
Mexico City - Mexico - "I want to "Be Best" just like my program for youth in America, but sadly I cannot Be Best when I am with the orange moth. Like a moth he is drawn to every light and runs into walls and flails his wings until he hits the ground...
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Fourth Of July Forgotten
The 4th of July, the one day in the year Americans hold in the highest esteem, has been forgotten, by one man, at least, in Battambang. The man awoke as normal this morning at around 5:30am, and went about his normal daily business, which included...
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Trump Administration Plagued by Technical Difficulties; Prayerful Vice President Remains Cool Under Pressure
Rumors are flying that, due to a number of mysterious technical difficulties, the Trump administration has lost the computer file containing the engineering design plans for President Trump’s proposed border wall. Many predict that if the missing fil...
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George W. Bush Admits He's Afraid of Words
Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico
Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall
Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!
The Best Dream He Ever Had
NHL OWNERS REJECT COMPROMISE, EXPAND LOCKOUT TO PLAYERS' HOMES
Trump: Kim Jong-un Handshake Injury Exclusive!
Presidential Priorities, Political Correctness & Crime and Justice in the US
Freedom at Last for Americans
Extremely racist old man planning to run for U.S. president in 2016
Baseball's umpires-in-New-York system applied to international disputes backfires and alarms The Pope
Odors from Ecuador’s Embassy in London draw some concern
Animal Rights Activists Urge "Mercy for Mosquitoes"
TOLEDO, Ohio - With summer in full-swing across America, one unwelcome pest is getting a PR boost from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). Despite concerns with a variety of mosquito-borne illnesses and a correlated up tick in sales...
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Erotic art
Erotic art is an excuse, in the form of sketches, paintings, sculptures, and other media, to show naked people, many of whom are depicted as engaging in "erotic" (a codeword for sexual) activities. Although some people try to distinguish between erotic art and pornography, no argument for such a distinction has ever been generally accepted, and most people agree that one person's erotic art is ano...
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Stupid Slogans
You know, there is an advertising slogan so illogical and frustrating that I cannot and will not allow it to go uncritiqued anymore (I have been losing sleep over this). It is for a certain chain of restaurants here in America (maybe started abroad). The restaurant is Outback Steakhouse and it's slogan is — No Rules, Just Right.
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Trump Vows To Ban Arabic Numerals In Case They Have ISIS Sleeper Cell Ties
In anther appeal to anti-Islamic sentiment republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has stated that he intends to rid the country of Arabic numerals for security reasons. During one of his narcissistic tirades in the middle of a campaign spee...
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Piers Morgan's new "America's Got Guns" T.V. series leaked
Hollywood, California - The script for the first show of a new T.V. series to be hosted by hoity-toity Piers Morgan has been leaked to the Press. The new show is to be called America's Got Guns and features exciting audience interaction. The scri...
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Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview
As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump...
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Putin Makes Jerk Off Motions While Speaking With Obama
It has been reported from Moscow that while discussing anything on the USA/Russian Telephone Hotline with US President Barack Obama, Russian leader Vladimir Putin makes jerk-off or wanker hand gestures to his aides. During last weeks call to Mosco...
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France Angry Over NSA's Spies Uncovering Embarassing Research
It has finally been discovered exactly why the French Government is so upset about the NSA surveillance imbroglio. This scandal has reached a level that, according to White House insiders, President Obama is hoping for some disaster he can attend s...
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US State Department Offers $10million 'Bounty' On Bin Laden Junior
World policeman, the United States of America, has taken it upon itself to, once again, do what it thinks it is entitled to do, to think for every man and woman, and to make decisions on behalf of every living soul on the planet, in order to ensure c...
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Barack Obama Gets Hands-On In Egyptian Crisis
President Obama shocked the World and the American Nation today with this unprecedented announcement during a live press briefing from the White House. The US President made the following statement: "My fellow Americans. Today is a very import...
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Rosie and Dim - On the Roseanne Barr Fallout
TV creature Rosanne Barr has blamed a series of racist Tweets on a sedative she had been taking. As we wait for the judge to come back from recess in our trial (completely trumped up charges of multi million pound embezzlement, we can’t even spell embezzlement without auto correct) we had a look at what other celebrities blamed shit behaviour on. Tommy Robinson: Recently incarcerated racist pat...
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New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records
A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...
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New Terrorist Threat!
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UK blasts US over dynamitic tests
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Britain To Export Crap Weather To Sweltering America
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American second amendment misinterpreted
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U.S. Government to be "Outsourced" - declares Obama.
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US President denies being a token
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America - The fattest nation?
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China insists that giant death ray is not a threat to U.S.
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US Finalizes Columbian Rough Trade Agreement
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Mexico To Send 5,200 Troops To US Border
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American migrants in caravan sue Hernandez and his administration, alleging 'abuse' of 'constitutional rights'
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Canadian Troops At US Border
