Funny story - Donald Trump Has Kept Promise To Make America Grate Again

Donald Trump Has Kept Promise To Make America Grate Again

As President Donald Trump stumbles from disaster to disaster to disaster, through initial inactivity over the Coronavirus, overactivity in prescribing its miraculous bleaching agent 'cure', and heavy-handed reactivity in his recent 'mob dispersal tec…

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Funny story - British Woman Impaled on US Beach

British Woman Impaled on US Beach

A British woman was left in spasms of ecstasy on a beach at Seaside Heights in Ocean County, New Jersey, today when a freak accident caused an umbrella to impale her. Velvet Cunningham was innocently sunbathing in a two piece bikini when the beach...

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Funny story - Australia Rejects Trump's Offer of Support

Australia Rejects Trump's Offer of Support

Australia has rejected US President Donald Trump's offer to send help to wombats stricken by the recent bush fires. Following the news of the bush fires, Trump told a press briefing that he had instructed unnamed companies to contact Australia in...

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Funny story - Stupid Slogans

Stupid Slogans

You know, there is an advertising slogan so illogical and frustrating that I cannot and will not allow it to go uncritiqued anymore (I have been losing sleep over this). It is for a certain chain of restaurants here in America (maybe started abroad). The restaurant is Outback Steakhouse and it's slogan is — No Rules, Just Right.

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Funny story - Lenin's ‘Utopia' Founded on America

Lenin's ‘Utopia' Founded on America

Documents released under Russia's 80-year freedom of information laws reveal that the Bolshevik leader Vladimir Ilyich Lenin modelled his communist blueprint on… America.

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Funny story - Pregnant with twins? Britney Spears and new Pakistani beau caught shopping for pregnancy testing kits! Is Al-Qaeda renting Brit's womb to make more militants? I want to have 12 warrior sons says 'suicidal' Brit.

Pregnant with twins? Britney Spears and new Pakistani beau caught shopping for pregnancy testing kits! Is Al-Qaeda renting Brit's womb to make more militants? I want to have 12 warrior sons says 'suicidal' Brit.

KAH-LEE-FOR-NEE-AH, 'UNTIED' STATES OF AMERICA:...

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Funny story - Men Died After Eating Cabbage

Men Died After Eating Cabbage

In two separate incidents, thousands of miles apart, two men died in extraordinarily-similar circumstances yesterday - after consuming cabbage. The men - Thomas Jeffers, 45, of New Jersey, and Nickovitch Kuryakin, 48, from Nizhny Novgorod in Russia - were both healthy, middle-aged men, happily-married with two and seven children respectively, both worked for their respective governments, drank...

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Funny story - Donald Trump Calls Boris Johnson His Long Lost Poodle

Donald Trump Calls Boris Johnson His Long Lost Poodle

Speaking from the Rose Garden to reporters today, Donald Trump congratulated Boris Johnson as his selection as Prime Minister of Great Britain. "I don't really understand what makes Britain great since they lost our colonies, but I think that's fine,...

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Funny story - Alabama Town Fights PAN-demic

Alabama Town Fights PAN-demic

In one US town, people have gone to extreme lengths to ensure their community's safety during the Coronavirus outbreak. In Horsesniffer, Alabama, piles of kitchen cookware have begun to build up at the local dumps, while they await incineration.

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Funny story - Nude Newborn Shocks Doc

Nude Newborn Shocks Doc

Presque Isle, ME - If any more evidence of America's moral decay were needed, it came at 4:17 yesterday afternoon. In a delivery room at the Aroostook Medical Center, Dr. Joyce Hebert brought a healthy 7.7 lbs. baby boy into this world; but imagine...

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Funny story - US Denies Allegations of Causing Anti-French Sentiment

US Denies Allegations of Causing Anti-French Sentiment

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States has today denied any wrongdoing of fostering negative feelings towards the French before the War on Iraq began. Many critics of America, mainly liberals, have accused the United States of creating prejudice to a...

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Funny story - NRA Rolls Out Paintball Guns for New Initiative Saying: “No More Blood, Just Paint”

NRA Rolls Out Paintball Guns for New Initiative Saying: “No More Blood, Just Paint”

Earlier today, Colonel Oliver North, the President of the NRA, announced his new gun initiative called, “No More Blood, Just Paint.” Due to the national news tragedies involving guns, specifically school shootings, North believed he had to take a st...

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Funny story - Calamitous Cartoon Capers Crisis

Calamitous Cartoon Capers Crisis

Indigation and outrage is sweeping across the United States of America at a blasphemous depiction of its iconic symbol of, The Dream.

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Funny story - Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico

Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico

President Trump signed an executive order today to unilaterally cancel the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. Under the treaty at the end of the Mexican-American War, on July 4, 1848, the United States agreed to pay Mexico US$15 million for the lan...

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Funny story - Bush to America: Support Your Troops...We Can't

Bush to America: Support Your Troops...We Can't

George W. Bush, speaking at California's Camp Pendleton, asked Americans to "Support our Troops". In a speech to the assembled soldiers Mr. Bush said, "Americans need to give our troops the support they need. We in the government would like to suppor...

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Funny story - Trump Vows To Ban Arabic Numerals In Case They Have ISIS Sleeper Cell Ties

Trump Vows To Ban Arabic Numerals In Case They Have ISIS Sleeper Cell Ties

In anther appeal to anti-Islamic sentiment republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has stated that he intends to rid the country of Arabic numerals for security reasons. During one of his narcissistic tirades in the middle of a campaign spee...

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Funny story - Nation Forgets Why They Are Outraged

Nation Forgets Why They Are Outraged

In an almost-unprecedented event, the entirety of the United States seemingly forgot what it was that they were outraged about this morning. The phenomenon hasn’t been experienced since mid-September of 2013, and experts are hard at work to determine...

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Funny story - New England States Declare Independence from USA

New England States Declare Independence from USA

After Senator John Kerry's slim defeat in the U.S. elections yesterday, Governors of the states of Massachusets, Maine, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Rhode Island and New Hampshire met in secret session last night (Wednesday) and this morning announced that they were declaring unilateral independence from the United States of America. Their spokeswoman issued a short press release as follows: "...

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Funny story - Katherine Harris declared Best Female Parody of 2006

Katherine Harris declared Best Female Parody of 2006

Rep. Katherine Harris who recently declared she would spend all her liquid assets to secure a seat in the U.S. Senate, was today declared Best Female Parody of 2006 by the Parody Writers Association of America (PWAA).

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Funny story - John Kerry to Guest-Judge American Idol Finale

John Kerry to Guest-Judge American Idol Finale

In a move that has America reeling, potential Democratic presidential nominee John "Big-Head and Yes I am part Jewish and I'm married to a wealthy woman" Kerry has decided to be a guest judge on American Idol for the Tuesday finale.

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