Russell Brand gains American citizenship after MTV Awards
Russell Brand has been granted an American Green Card and full American citizenship without even applying for it. A spokesperson for the American Green Card Office said: "Well, we appreciate he called our President Bush some rather funny names,...
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Stupid Slogans
You know, there is an advertising slogan so illogical and frustrating that I cannot and will not allow it to go uncritiqued anymore (I have been losing sleep over this). It is for a certain chain of restaurants here in America (maybe started abroad). The restaurant is Outback Steakhouse and it's slogan is — No Rules, Just Right.
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Men Died After Eating Cabbage
In two separate incidents, thousands of miles apart, two men died in extraordinarily-similar circumstances yesterday - after consuming cabbage. The men - Thomas Jeffers, 45, of New Jersey, and Nickovitch Kuryakin, 48, from Nizhny Novgorod in Russia - were both healthy, middle-aged men, happily-married with two and seven children respectively, both worked for their respective governments, drank...
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Canadian Troops At US Border
US military chiefs are in a mild panic tonight, as Canadian troops continue to pour into Manitoba, with the intention of repatriating an area of the US totally detached from it, known as the Northwest Angle. The Northwest Angle is an area - essent...
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Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview
As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump...
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America is 30 Trillion Dollars in Debt - Nutsy Republicans Won't Tax the Rich-Who Don't Pay Any Taxes
The U. S. is set to go bankrupt this January. No Tax Money in the Till. Nothing To Pay the Bills. Since Reagan - the Rich have paid less and less taxes - so now Billionaires like Trump Gets big tax Refunds. Twenty years of Republican Congr…
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President Obama Tells Russian President Putin: Vlady, We Ain't Buying No More of Your Vodka!
Trump stands down (and then up again)
Barack Obama Gets Hands-On In Egyptian Crisis
Pepe and Hillary's One Year Re-Union at Club Lewinsky
Ducks Sue United States
Thou Shalt Not Kill in Israel … Until the American is Off the Soil
Tom Frist Heals the Blind: Trust Me.
The NSA is Divided on the Issue of Massive Surveillance
Ron Paul Ads Visible From Space
US Ambassador to India Denies Hating US Ambassador to Pakistan
King Paul senile, alleges Prince Richard
Distinguishing the difference between an American and a Canadian
M.A.D. About Red, White, Blue
During the good old days of the Cold War, there was a thing the Americans and Soviet invented called “Mutually-Assured Destruction” or M.A.D. This came about when both side had enough nuclear missiles to blow the frick outa each other, and take the r…
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Iranian Navy Sails Towards The United States! U.S. Prepares for Invasion!
Pearl Harbor - The United States of America was today addressed by President Bush, "Today the United States is facing an attack by the Imperial Islamic Navy of Iran. We have reached our rendevous with destiny. After consulting with the Congress...
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Lenin's ‘Utopia' Founded on America
Documents released under Russia's 80-year freedom of information laws reveal that the Bolshevik leader Vladimir Ilyich Lenin modelled his communist blueprint on… America.
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Rebranding Rebrands as Self-Determination
Responding to the pushback against the increasingly commercialized nature of our society, rebranding has rebranded as self-determination - to fabulous results. "Self-determination is blowing previous marketing models out of the water," said market...
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Jeb Bush to Run for President of the U.S.
To Jeb Bush, brother of George. W. Bush on his announcement to stand for the presidency of the U.S., numerous greetings and best wishes have been flooding in. Well-wishers include Halliburton, Citibank, Chase Bank, World Bank, Barclay's Bank, the...
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Odors from Ecuador’s Embassy in London draw some concern
Surrounded by protesters and police keeping a close watch for any disturbance, Ecuador’s London embassy is subject to new investigations. That is, observers have noticed a certain odor that appears to be coming from this noble edifice, although fr...
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Tit 4 Tat … Ping Pong Rules the Sky
The Tit 4 Tat is really heatin’ up. China sends weather balloons with cameras to watch … clouds and rain? Do they not have those things in China? Went off course … and it took them so long to find it, they waited until the Americans found it … and…
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America Returning to Values as One Nation Under God
I've thought long and hard about this. Perhaps the Republicans and Tea Partiers are right. Perhaps there is so much trouble in this country because we've gotten away from God. Considering this, I decided to get to the very root of all troubles. You see, what brought the collapse of this God-given country is the same thing that got us thrown out of the Garden of Eden. CLOTHING! After all, i...
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Pope Benedict Urges Muslims to Give Up Their Oil to Christian Corporations Like Exxon Mobil
COLOGNE, Germany (Reuters)-On Saturday, Pope Benedict XVI delivered a blunt message that Islam must give up its oil to America and Christian-Republican oil companies like Exxon Mobil. He said an improvement in relations with Islam "is a vital nece...
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US State Department Offers $10million 'Bounty' On Bin Laden Junior
World policeman, the United States of America, has taken it upon itself to, once again, do what it thinks it is entitled to do, to think for every man and woman, and to make decisions on behalf of every living soul on the planet, in order to ensure c...
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Stupid Slogans
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House Passes Loan Disaster Bill, Bankrupts U.S.
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Iranian Navy Sails Towards The United States! U.S. Prepares for Invasion!
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British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'
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America Returning to Values as One Nation Under God
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Odors from Ecuador’s Embassy in London draw some concern
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Rebranding Rebrands as Self-Determination
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M.A.D. About Red, White, Blue
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America is 30 Trillion Dollars in Debt - Nutsy Republicans Won't Tax the Rich-Who Don't Pay Any Taxes
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Tit 4 Tat … Ping Pong Rules the Sky
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Lenin's ‘Utopia' Founded on America
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Pope Benedict Urges Muslims to Give Up Their Oil to Christian Corporations Like Exxon Mobil
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Katherine Harris declared Best Female Parody of 2006
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Russell Brand gains American citizenship after MTV Awards
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Jeb Bush to Run for President of the U.S.
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BATTL V Trump
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Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview
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Men Died After Eating Cabbage
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Canadian Troops At US Border
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US State Department Offers $10million 'Bounty' On Bin Laden Junior
