Policing in the U.S. - Death for Doing an Improper Lane Change

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 27 January 2023

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America, probably.

They have a peculiar way of Training police officers in the U. S. No other country in the World does it - Death for many offenses.

You get Death for an offense that in other Countries you would only get a Traffic ticket for.

Stricter than Afghanistan

The U. S. is Violence - Happy - 120 million guns and mass shootings daily.

And it only seems to happen to young Black men and an occasional young Black woman.

Disneyland with Guns

The World watches in amazement as America become Demented and Crazy.

And it affects the Police. They are Violence Crazy.

Citizens don't want it - but Conservative Congressmen want it (for money and power) - and they prevail.

Their Voters love Guns and vote. The Non - Gun People don't Vote.

Anyway, most of the Police are ex - Military trained to Kill - and are never taught Not to Kill - when becoming Civilian Police.

They Like Violence anyway

It is really a case of Overkill - and the poor Black men and women are getting it.

Be Glad you don't live in America.

(Article by the 'Goodbye America - Hello China' committee)

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