No, it’s not a new addition to Disneyland, it’s an upcoming classification of certain countries in the world.
There’s the First World (who call themselves more civilized than other ‘worlds’, and are, thus, less civilized, being snobs, to put it lightly). There’s the Second World (not sure if this is used anymore since the collapse of the Soviet Union. They had modern conveniences, but also bread lines that stretched back to Vladivostok, so they weren’t ‘civilized’ in a First World way, but they had nuclear bombs so they had to be taken seriously by the First). And of course there’s the Third World (where everybody’s poor and unwashed and poorly educated and tribal and … I should stop, this is starting to sound like Florida.)
But now there will be a new way to categorize different countries – which DOES sound like the territories of Disneyland.
Happy World: mostly Scandinavia, since they are the happiest people on the planet and nothing they ever do is bad. (Bloody goody-two-shoes think they’re so awesome and pretty and civilized, always giving out free education and medical care and just, just, just being GOOD. Even their bad people are better than the best people in the other worlds.)
Okay World: this is where things aren’t perfect, but there are no wars, famines, droughts, coups, revolutions, or people killing people in the name of any religion. You can get a donut without also getting Ebola. Gay people are allowed to exist here, and women do not necessarily have to cover their faces so as not to tempt men. Money is the dominant religion to which other religions bow down. You can get a good burger and fries here, but you may be judged on your skin color by everyone, especially police, who will do something about it, then lie, saying they did nothing wrong, possibly see jail time, but more likely just get fired (with pay) and then become Proud Boys and mercenary soldiers working for Blackwater (now Academi) or G4S.
Dumpster Fire World: this is for places you do NOT want to go. There’s every kind of evil here. Rabid lemurs! Where trains packed with people fall of cliffs ‘cuz the driver wanted to try something. Floods, mudslides, earthquakes every minute, a dictator who thinks the color blue hates him, so he forces girls to stay home and cook bare-footed and get married to 60-year-old men who eat Viagra by the handfuls. Doesn’t make a bit of sense … yep, that’s this shithole. This is where snakes roam the streets or where cats and dogs can be found on menus. Here, if you wear the wrong kind of shoes, it’s an offense to some ridiculous god who calls Himself merciful while his followers stone you (and not in a good way). Do not spend your vacation dollars here. This is how they are kept poor and live by superstition. People in these countries believe that vampires are real.
And even more categorization is included: all three of these worlds can be located in one country!
As I mentioned Florida, in the USA, most states south of the Mason-Dixon line are Dumpster Fire states. Moonshine, incest, and shotguns are saluted and worshiped as gods, and they’re trying to get chewing tobacco spitting contests into the Olympics. This is not Vermont.
So what country, state, city or town do you live in? If you don’t like it, move. Most people in Dumpster Fire worlds are told how great that world is and to move is bad and evil, so they stay and make it into even more of a dumpster fire. The Happy World people like to go on vacation to the other worlds to appreciate what they have, and then stay home and never venture outside their nations of comfort ever again.
Travel the world and see all those lovely Dumpster Fires, burning for eternity since they all think gasoline is water.
