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Funny story: The US and Mexico Agree To The Greatest Trade Deal In US-Mexico History!

The US and Mexico Agree To The Greatest Trade Deal In US-Mexico History!

NUEVO LAREDO, Mexico – (Satire News) – President Joe Biden of Mexico and President Andres “Andy” Manuel Lopez Obrador of Mexico met in Nuevo Laredo's famed Fernando Valenzuela Bullring, to iron out one of the greatest trade deals between the United S…

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Funny story: The Taliban and The United States Work Out a Camels For iPhones Trade

The Taliban and The United States Work Out a Camels For iPhones Trade

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Omnium Gatherum News Agency has just learned that Afghanistan’s Taliban faction will be shipping to the US, 900 one-humped camels, in exchange for 3,000 used iPhones. The trade is believed to be one of the mo…

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Funny story: Sexual Intercourse Has Gone Down Drastically in 37 States

Sexual Intercourse Has Gone Down Drastically in 37 States

PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island – (Satire News) – Recent studies conducted at Pawtucket’s prestigious Paul Revere University have shown that the incidence of sexual intercourse has gone down in 37 of the 50 states. Professor Wilmington F. Fissaletti, 74,…

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Funny story: Call It Botox For America Or The Infrastructure Bill?

Call It Botox For America Or The Infrastructure Bill?

What is Biden’s $3 trillion Infrastructure Bill? Who cares? Sounds boring, go away, snooze time. For starters, think of the Golden Gate bridge splitting in half and cars falling into the waters. Got your attention? Do you drive across bridges o…

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Funny story: The United States Has Closed The US-Canadian Border

The United States Has Closed The US-Canadian Border

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – After much consideration the United States Department of Animals has decided to close the US-Canadian border due to the fact that Canada has flat out refused to have their extensive moose population neutered or spay…

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Funny story: France Announces Jump Up and Down in Anger Day to protest at Australia, USA, UK, rest of the world

France Announces Jump Up and Down in Anger Day to protest at Australia, USA, UK, rest of the world

The French government has announced, as part of its continuing protests at the decision of Australia, USA and UK to set up a Pacific military alliance and not buy any ships or submarines from France, that the people of France will jump up and down in…

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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Says He Has Just Cornered The Asian Womens Shoe Market

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Says He Has Just Cornered The Asian Womens Shoe Market

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that the Korean leader, Kim Jong-un hasn’t been as happy as he is now, since he first discovered his pecker (penis) at the age of 3. Kim Jong-un, who is almost…

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Funny story: Terrorist gets surprised by the meaning of "Terrorism" in a dictionary

Terrorist gets surprised by the meaning of "Terrorism" in a dictionary

Recently there has been a heated debate about what exactly is terrorism. After a lot of discussion with countless arguments in live TV and social media, America has finally come to terms and finally look it up at the dictionary. The results are s…

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Funny story: Amazon Has Acquired the United States of America for an Undisclosed Amount. What More Could Bezos Need?

Amazon Has Acquired the United States of America for an Undisclosed Amount. What More Could Bezos Need?

Paramount, Universal, and Warner Brothers: these are just some of the film studios not owned by Amazon Inc. (yet). The United States of America, a lesser-known studio known for producing those highly-rated White House Covid-19 press conferences, was…

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Funny story: Social scientists recommend we adopt new conventions for greeting & parting

Social scientists recommend we adopt new conventions for greeting & parting

Every cloud, they say, has a silver lining. That nasty COVID cloud that just past was no exception. After observing some of our modified behaviors during the pandemic, experts now say we'd do well to keep certain items that were brought about by the…

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Funny story: Blubbering Donald Trump says he won’t attend Joe Biden’s inauguration

Blubbering Donald Trump says he won’t attend Joe Biden’s inauguration

In a tweet to his sycophantic followers, the grizzling groucher, President Trump, has said he won’t go to the inauguration of President Elect Biden. Biden, who kicked Trump’s ass in the recent US presidential election, takes over in the White Hou…

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Funny story: Iranian government warns America against path of violence as angry US mobs riot, storm Capitol Hill, pillage and plunder

Iranian government warns America against path of violence as angry US mobs riot, storm Capitol Hill, pillage and plunder

Playing Donald Trump’s favorite song, “Three Wheels on my Wagon” on their ghetto-blasters, thousands-strong mobs of Trump supporters attacked the offices of the US government, including Capitol Hill. Senators and Congressmen were ordered to lie o…

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Funny story: NFL Announce Name Overhaul Plan For 2021

NFL Announce Name Overhaul Plan For 2021

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced sweeping changes to the team name system, expected to come in to effect for the 2021 season. After a successful trial in Washington, Goodell is keen to see the change rolled out through the other 31 teams.

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Funny story: "My name's Forrest. Forrest Trump."

"My name's Forrest. Forrest Trump."

"I was born in old New York, in a small town high-rise apartment condo. My momma always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates. You've got to eat them all before some low life takes them off you.' "When I was at school, I had to wear leg braces,…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Has Kept Promise To Make America Grate Again

Donald Trump Has Kept Promise To Make America Grate Again

As President Donald Trump stumbles from disaster to disaster to disaster, through initial inactivity over the Coronavirus, overactivity in prescribing its miraculous bleaching agent 'cure', and heavy-handed reactivity in his recent 'mob dispersal tec…

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Funny story: Report: Parliament considered invading the US, citing nation is in an “Existential Crisis”

Report: Parliament considered invading the US, citing nation is in an “Existential Crisis”

LONDON - The recent uproar across the pond with issues such as the Coronavirus, systemic racism, and failures in leadership, have led to talks of a potential invasion of the US. “The situation in the United States is troubling, and may require full a…

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Joined By Other Colors That Matter

Black Lives Matter Joined By Other Colors That Matter

There was trouble brewing all around the world last night, as the apparent success of the Black Lives Matter campaign gave rise to calls from other races that other colors matter as well. Protestors gathered in the Saudi Arabian capital of Riyadh,...

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