Stupid Slogans

Written by Blind Fool -••-

Friday, 26 December 2003

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You know, there is an advertising slogan so illogical and frustrating that I cannot and will not allow it to go uncritiqued anymore (I have been losing sleep over this). It is for a certain chain of restaurants here in America (maybe started abroad).

The restaurant is Outback Steakhouse and it's slogan is — No Rules, Just Right.

Just how can something be deemed as right (or potentially wrong) without some sort of standard (rules) in which to judge it against? Is this what our post-modernist society has come to?

Anyway, I have come up with some other slogans along this line that Outback Steakhouse could possibly use as well:

  • No Staff, Great Service.
  • No Chef, Great Food.
  • No Food, Tastes Great.
  • No Restaurants, Great Location.
  • No Brains, Great Slogan.

Anywho, I wanted to know if anyone else out there knew of a stupid advertising slogan that haunted them as much as this one did me...

(Alright, chain-gang to the Discussion Forum... toot toot.)


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