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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Is Selling Her Gold Plated Skateboard

Queen Elizabeth Is Selling Her Gold Plated Skateboard

LONDON - (UK Satire) - Back in 1999, her majesty received a very unusual 70th birthday gift from King Fashami of Saudi Arabia. The gift was quite expensive. England's Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart, said that the solid gold skateboard wa…

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Funny story: The Whole Foods Supermarket Food Change Is Changing It's Name To a Much Better Name

The Whole Foods Supermarket Food Change Is Changing It's Name To a Much Better Name

AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The largest organic natural food supermarket chain in America has just made a name-changing announcement. A franchise spokesperson, for the company that is owned by Amazon owner Jeff Bezos, has informed the news me…

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Gets A Very Personal Pubic Region Procedure Done

Khloe Kardashian Gets A Very Personal Pubic Region Procedure Done

HOLLYWOOD - (Celebrity Satire) - The Los Angeles Post-Gazette was the first major US publication to report that Khloe Kardashian of the infamous Kardashian sisters went into L.A.'s Our Lady of The Silver Screen Hospital to get her hooha (beaver) work…

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Funny story: The Sensuously Sexy Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Ecstatic At Being Signed To Appear In a Crotchless Panties Commercial For Victoria's Secret

The Sensuously Sexy Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Ecstatic At Being Signed To Appear In a Crotchless Panties Commercial For Victoria's Secret

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene loves the new-found physical and sexual interest in her that she is now receiving. According to Armada Aquatina with The Cosmos News Service, the blonde babe, as former lover Matt "Potato Head"…

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Funny story: The FBI Has Just Stated That Trump Had a Total of 873 Extremely Classified Federal Documents Hidden In His Bedroom Closet.

The FBI Has Just Stated That Trump Had a Total of 873 Extremely Classified Federal Documents Hidden In His Bedroom Closet.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - 47 state attorney generals have just stated that with the latest relevation regarding Trump, there is just no way in hellacious hell that "Pervy," as Stormy Daniels calls him, is not going away to prison, for a long,…

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Funny story: A German World War II Bomb Has Been Found In The Buckingham Palace Basement

A German World War II Bomb Has Been Found In The Buckingham Palace Basement

LONDON - (UK Satire) - Officials at Buckingham Palace are shaking their heads wondering how in the bloomin' world a Luftwaffe Bomber bomb ended up in the basement of Buckingham Palace. The officials called in a special British munitions bomb dispo…

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Funny story: The Racist Asshole With Hundreds of Nicknames (i.e. Trump) Has Just Been Pegged With Yet A New One

The Racist Asshole With Hundreds of Nicknames (i.e. Trump) Has Just Been Pegged With Yet A New One

ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting that the predatorial asshole who has hundreds of nicknames has just been given one more. The new nickname comes from New Orleans stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree. Dupree who once da…

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Funny story: A British Scientist Discovers An Ingredient That When Put Into a Crumpet Will Do Away With Female Cellulite

A British Scientist Discovers An Ingredient That When Put Into a Crumpet Will Do Away With Female Cellulite

LIVERPOOL, England - (UK Satire) - According To Tickety Boo News, a noted UK scientist has just discovered an ingredient that when put into a crumpet will remove unsightly women's cellulite in just 4 or 5 applications. Dr. D. Teodore Bissenbister,…

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Funny story: The Royal Boys Wils and Harry Now Say That They Cannot Stand Each Other!

The Royal Boys Wils and Harry Now Say That They Cannot Stand Each Other!

LONDON - (UK Satire) - Word filtering out of Buck House, as British comedian Ricky Gervais refers to Buckingham Palace, is that the queen is one very upset monarch. And the thing that has got Queen Elizabeth in such a tizzy is the fact that her tw…

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Funny story: An Iraqi Jet Flies Within 2 Miles of England and PM Boris Johnson Is One Pissed Off Hombre

An Iraqi Jet Flies Within 2 Miles of England and PM Boris Johnson Is One Pissed Off Hombre

LONDON - (UK Satire) - 10 Downing Street is not a happy place at the moment. Tickety Boo News reporter Neville Twickenbuck reports that an Iraqi jet fighter that came extremely close to the mother land has the prime minister, as well as every memb…

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Funny story: Jack-in-the-Box Is Opening Up a Restaurant In The San Francisco LGBTQ Community of Castro To Be Called Jacqueline-in-the-Box

Jack-in-the-Box Is Opening Up a Restaurant In The San Francisco LGBTQ Community of Castro To Be Called Jacqueline-in-the-Box

SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - GOPicky Magazine has stated that they are organizing an anti LGBTQ protest aimed at a brand new restaurant located in the heart of San Francisco. The eatery is an off-shoot of Jack-In-The-Box and is named Jaqueline-…

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Funny story: Taco Bell's Queso (Cheese) Is Named The Best In The Fast Food Industry

Taco Bell's Queso (Cheese) Is Named The Best In The Fast Food Industry

SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO, California - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just named Taco Bell's Fiery Hot Queso as the best in the fast food industry. Reporter Paloma Sonoma, with AFNA said that her agency conducted test tastes from o…

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Funny story: A McDonalds In Alabama, Which Is The Reddest State In The Nation Names A Limited Burger After Donald Trump

A McDonalds In Alabama, Which Is The Reddest State In The Nation Names A Limited Burger After Donald Trump

COTTON PANTIES, Alabama - (Satire News) - The New Orleans Recorder-Chronicle Newspaper recently did a piece on the "Reddest" state in the entire nation. And the winner was the okra producing state of Alabama. Recorder-Chronicle reporter Bacardi…

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Is Producing The BBCs Latest Competition Show "Guess The Smell."

Simon Cowell Is Producing The BBCs Latest Competition Show "Guess The Smell."

LONDON - (UK Satire) - English television producer, record executive, celebrity entrepreneur, and music mogul Simon Cowell has just announced his latest television show. Cowell, who has many nicknames, including The Sultan of Sarcasm told True Dat…

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Funny story: The NFL Cheerleader Who Was Fired Simply Because Her Boyfriend Is A Central American Mafia Hitman Has Received a Severance Check For $3.5 Million

The NFL Cheerleader Who Was Fired Simply Because Her Boyfriend Is A Central American Mafia Hitman Has Received a Severance Check For $3.5 Million

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - One of the hottest cheerleaders to ever cheer for an NFL team is still very upset that the team owner terminated her, after he learned that she is the girlfriend of one of Guatemala's most notorious drug hitmen.

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Funny story: The Reason Why Donald Trump Was Arrested Will Shock Even His Staunchest Supporters

The Reason Why Donald Trump Was Arrested Will Shock Even His Staunchest Supporters

MAR-A-LAGO - (US Satire) - Reporter Tapioca Swizzle with The Vox Populi News Agency has just broken the story that one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has finally been arrested. The Trumpturd was in his bedroom playing with his Stormy Daniels Inflat…

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Funny story: A Category 3 Hurricane Got Demolished By A Category 6 Tsunami

A Category 3 Hurricane Got Demolished By A Category 6 Tsunami

OFF THE COAST OF VENEZUELA - (Satire News) - A story that has been put out by The Global Source News Agency states that something that has never happened before in the world of weather has just occurred. GSNA writer Topeka Joplin, not to be confus…

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