WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Washington Globe Express reports that there are fireworks over at George and Kellyanne Conway’s home, all courtesy of the Conways’ teenage daughter, Claudia. It seems that the teenage Tik Tok Princess and her…
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency stated that the television vice-presidential debate clearly showed that Vice-President Pence is just as much a jerk as “Baby Fingers” Trump when it comes to not following the establish…
SKUNK SPRAY, Kentucky - (Satire News) – TMZ recently spoke with Senator Addison Michelle McConnell, and the senator revealed what 97% of all Americans already knew. McConnell, who is 78, but looks 98, finally admitted that yes, he is indeed “Trump…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Fox News says that the extreme white supremacist group, the Proud Boys, have proudly informed the President that they’ll work security at his upcoming campaign rallies free of charge. They said that it would be a…
CALABASAS, California – (Satire News) – The star of the hit reality show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” told CNN’s Don Lemon that she has had it with the space alien-like shenanigans of her husband, Kanye West. Kim said that she is sad to say t…
DRY PEE, Arizona – (Satire News) – Members of the Arizona Alliance of Atheists recently held their meeting in Dry Pee, Arizona. Senator Lindsey Graham was the featured speaker. He told the audience that, even though he is not an atheist, he knows…
BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Walter Reed Hospital state that President Trump’s physicians were extremely shocked when they discovered that he doesn't have a backbone. They say they made the discovery within 10 minutes…
BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – Trump’s team of 19 doctors, 27 nurses, and an enema specialist, say, off-the-record, that he is one of the most difficult patients they have ever seen. The doctors say that when they tell him his temperature is…
BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – Trump is such an egomaniacal turdhead that he can’t stand not being in the spotlight 24/7. The bozo has to always be the center of attention, or else he'll pout and start calling those around him childish, imma…
NEWARK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – Reports are that former New Jersey governor Chris Christie is madder than a spider whose web-making gland isn’t working. Christie, who spoke with the Vox Populi News Agency, admitted that, yes, he is extremely…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that Scott Baio, one of Trump’s biggest little ass-kissers, is making a documentary on the 45th president. Baio was interviewed by LaTuna LaTundra at his Hollywood Hills home,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – GOPicky Magazine is reporting that President Trump, who has contracted the Coronavirus due to stubbornly refusing to wear a mask, is still wheeling and dealing, but now from his hospital bed. His doctors report t…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – All of the Trump women sat mask-less at the recent presidential debate. Cameras caught Melania, Ivanka, Tiffany, Lara, and Kimberly (Guilfoyle), not wearing their masks, and looking like the cats that ate the ca…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News). Most of the nation’s political pundits agree that Trump’s chances of getting re-elected are now slim to none. One pundit with Tittle Tattle Tonight said that he believes that 93-year-old Betty White has a better chan…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many news agencies are reporting that President Trump knew he had the Coronavirus three days ago, and hid it from the American people, and the world. A source inside the White House said that they were all sworn…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily is reporting that Kimberly Guilfoyle is in tears after learning that her boo’s daddy has told him to dump her ass. It appears that the President has told Junior that he better dump that big-haired…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) – Jessica Simpson was thrilled at receiving the coveted Emmy Award for “Best New Comedy Reality Show”. Simpson stars in the Epitome Network’s “Mama Daisy Duke and Her Redneck Boys”. Simpson says she recently took some…
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