BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – Trump is such an egomaniacal turdhead that he can’t stand not being in the spotlight 24/7.
The bozo has to always be the center of attention, or else he'll pout and start calling those around him childish, immature names like loser, hoaxer, and Golden State Warrior.
TMZ reports that, against his doctor’s orders, “Trumpapalooza” Trump got out of his bed, and left the hospital, to parade down the street, in front of what some said amounted to 82 or so of his supporters.
TMZ actually said that there were more anti-Trumpers than Trumpers. One anti-Trumper said that Trump looked horrible, pale, wrinkled, unkempt, and looking guilty-as-hell.
One of the Trumpers said he was glad to see that Trump’s oxygen tank was painted red, white, and blue.
A White House insider said that the car that the President was riding in was immediately taken to an auto junk yard, where it will be demolished before sunrise.
