BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – Trump’s team of 19 doctors, 27 nurses, and an enema specialist, say, off-the-record, that he is one of the most difficult patients they have ever seen.
The doctors say that when they tell him his temperature is high, he says that they’re lying. The nurses say that when they tell him that they need to check to see if he has a rash on his bottom, he tells them that he hasn’t had a rash since he was 4 months old.
Trump’s main doctor, Dr. Zorba Constantinople Jr., informed the news media that they have found that the President has a pre-existing condition.
Dr. Constantinople said that his pre-existing condition is “Lying.”
Every doctor, nurse, and even the enema specialist all agree that they have never seen a patient who lies more than the President.
One nurse, who didn't want her name mentioned, said that she has never seen a grown man who has the fingers and the hands of a 6-year-old toddler.
When she was asked if the hospital staff had a nickname that they call Trump behind his back, she replied, “Oh, hell, yes! We all call him the arrogantly sarcastic son-of-a bitch."