BILLINGSGATE POST: As far as wartime rat f*cks go, twenty-six centuries have passed since the Mother Of All Rat F*cks (MOARF) occurred. First mentioned in Homer’s Odyssey, the story of the Trojan Horse is well-known. It describes how Greek soldiers w…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire World) – A reporter with Political Salad Bar Magazine recently sat down with President Biden at the White House swimming pool. Reporter Savannah Bamboo, older sister of Tabloid Today’s Papaya Bamboo, had an extensive c…
Washington - Former President Donald Trump and Fox News hosts such as Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity and their guests were busy blaming Joe Biden for not strongly standing up to Russian President Vladimir Putin as he prepares to invade Ukraine. Also…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Proving once again that he is as mentally sharp as the day he was born, President Biden went off script while addressing the Nation yesterday. While squinting his eyes to appear mean, he asked God to judge Vladimir Putin if he in…
Putin today has officially recognized the separatist Dumb-Ass region of Russian speaking peoples on the Eastern edge of Ukraine. He then demanded Ukraine stop shelling the Dumb-Ass peoples. Putin is not afraid of sanctions since Russia is far ric…
The recent rise in popularity of the piano accordion across the United Kingdom has been linked to the newly-formed presidency of Joe Biden, according to a poll conducted among residents. Since the inauguration, over ninety per cent of UK citizens…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden has just assured himself the he will be re-elected in 2024. Acting on advice from VP Harris, the first lady, Dr. Jill Biden, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, and Tom Brady, he will be signing a new Presiden…
Russian President Vladimir Putin threw the United States a surprising curveball this week. Just as American forces were preparing to intercept a Russian invasion of Ukraine, Putin surprised everybody by suddenly invading East Hoboken, a section of a…
MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Every time he turns around Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump keeps putting his foot in his mouth. In his latest faux pas, he has said that no one is going to enter his Mar-a-Lago mansion and look for his income ta…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Rumors around the Beltway are replete with questions regarding why Vice-President Kamala Harris’ name is not being included among those being mentioned as possible nominees to fill Associate Justice Breyer’s place on the Supreme Co…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, has just announced that President Biden is in excellent health. She noted that his personal physician, Dr. Lulu McFoo, checked him out and she said that every part of him lo…
QUEBEC, Canada – (Satire News) – The Canadian government has just issued a memo stating that Canada has more unvaccinated people than any country in the world. A Quinnipinni poll showed that 98.7% of all residents are not vaxed. The poll showed th…
It’s all in the name. Build Back Better sounds more like an apology campaign. It echo’s a confession of neglect. Like: Yes, it’s a dump, but with a coat of paint, it’ll come back better. All it needs is some spit and shine. You have to have a mott…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden says that he has decided to fill the Supreme Court seat vacated by Justice Stephen Breyer with a middle-aged, vegan, pro-vax, lesbian woman. POTUS said that he has instructed VP Harris to look int…
Get real, Russia! Who do you think you are, China? Not only is Putin almost a head shorter, (5ft. 5in. with lifts) then Biden (6ft. without shoes) but Russia is smaller than North America. You shrimp! While everyone loves piroshki and borscht,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – iRumors has just broken the story that President Biden has called for a thorough investigation into allegations that there are many fake evangelicals operating in the Midwest; namely Iowa, Kansas, and Missouri. P…
Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky gave a rare appearance in the U.S. as a way of gathering support for his country’s plight, as the country is likely to be invaded at any minute by Russian troops. Given Zelensky’s background, it is perhaps not sur…
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