MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Every time he turns around Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump keeps putting his foot in his mouth.
In his latest faux pas, he has said that no one is going to enter his Mar-a-Lago mansion and look for his income tax records.
When President Biden heard him utter those arrogant words, he sent in a crack team of US Navy Seals (with a legal search warrant) to check every nook and cranny in the Trumptard’s domicile.
And the Navy Seals found over 850 boxes of not only his tax records, but also hundreds of photos of lots and lots of women including Stormy Daniels, Hope Hicks, Maria Bartiromo, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Kellyanne Conway, Ann Coulter, and even his one-time adviser Omarosa Manigault Newman.
When Trump was contacted by BuzzFuzz, he replied (as he always does) that he does not know those women and he has never met those women.
SIDENOTE: One of the nation’s leading psychologists recently stated that DJT has a horrible case of Delusionary Cranial Fuckatitis
