VALDOSTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - Donald Trump was in Valdosta getting an estimate on having botox done on his third and fourth chins. While in the doctor's waiting room he was asked by a reporter with The Cloud 9 News Agency if it was true that…
MANHATTAN - (Sports Satire) - Barron Trump is nothing like his ignorant, stupid, racist father, Donaldo Jonathan Erasmus Trump. Barron who stands 6-foot-5 towers over his father who says he's 6-foot-2, but is actually 5-foot-10. Melania, who is…
MAR-A-LAGO - (US Satire) - Donald Trump is not quite ready to apply for food stamps, but to hear the Nazi-lover talk you'd think he was just two degrees from being homeless. His wife, Melania has left his predatorial ass, and his oldest daughter,…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - World out of Buckingham Palace is that the Royal Guards are as happy as termites in a Swiss wooden clog factory. London Dispatch-Messenger reporter Conrad Bloomin states that the reason for their unbridled joy is due to the…
BROOKLYN - (World Satire) - The Brooklyn town council has voted 11 to 1, to ban speed bumps from the downtown area. The universal purpose of speed bumps is to slow vehicles, cars, trucks, taxis, and buses down, but in Brooklyn where everyone, EVER…
POLTAVA, Ukraine - (World Satire) - The Ukrainian military forces have gotten fired up after they stomped Putin's Russian army at The Battle of Poltava. A group of Ukraine Freedom Fighters regiment, which is made up of 26% women, routed one of Put…
COLD BALLS, Minnesota - (Magazine Satire) - The entrepreneur who has become known as "The Human Asshole" has just been charged with a crime that could land him in prison for at least 14 years. Mike "Shithead" Lindell has been charged with selling…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - King Charles III, was interviewed by information guru Piers Morgan, and he stated that he promises the people of the United Kingdom, that he plans on being the best king in the history of kings. The new royal monarch said th…
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - (World Satire) - PETA has just announced that Argentina has just voted to ban the age old habit of branding cattle with a branding iron that is hotter than hell. A spokesperson for PETA (People for The Ethical Treatment o…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - When it comes to explicit upskirt shots - no one can touch Britney Spears (no pun intended). The sultry singer was recently named by The Los Angeles Post-Gazette "The Celebrity Who Shows Her Beaver Crotch More Than Any…
MONTGOMERY, Alabama - (Satire News) - The US Department of Information has just stated that the southern state of Alabama leads the nation in incidents of roadkill (animals). A spokesperson for the USDI stated that since Alabama has lots of highwa…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The new king of England, King Charles III, will be flying to Moscow to meet with the Russian leader, President Putin. A source close to the king stated that Charles has known Vlady for many years, and he truly feels that he…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth reigned as queen of England from 1952 to 2022, a total of 70 years. President Biden recently paid tribute to her majesty at a Baltimore Orioles - New York Yankees game, and said that Queen Elizabeth…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The British Broadcasting Corporation is reporting that the crown of the newly crowned monarch, King Charles III, is the most expensive crown ever manufactured. According to BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomiddle, 43, the crown was m…
TARANTULA FUR, Rhode Island - (Satire News) - Big Foot, the ape-like creature that resides in the forests of the Left Coast has been spotted on the extreme Right Coast. An expert on Sasquatch, or Big Foot te creature is referred to by many, was se…
TOPANGA CANYON, California - (Satire News) - Hollywood Innuendo has stated that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump (alias The Sexual Predator) has had many rendezvous' with a very good-looking transgender woman from Rancho Cucamonga named Melody Vixon, 29…
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - (World Satire) - The Swiss Miss News Agency is reporting that the Swedish aircraft carrier, The Linnea Borealis, has struck an iceberg in the North Sea. According to the Swedish government, The Linnea Borealis, sustained damage…
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