POLTAVA, Ukraine - (World Satire) - The Ukrainian military forces have gotten fired up after they stomped Putin's Russian army at The Battle of Poltava.
A group of Ukraine Freedom Fighters regiment, which is made up of 26% women, routed one of Putin's best regiments, the 81st Artillery Regiment, which is 100% male.
An embedded reporter with Vox Populi News (Ukraine) said that she has never seen such fierce fighting.
Ukrainian forces, who were out manned and out weaponized, fought like wounded alligators and they were able to destroy 18 of the 81st's 20 tanks.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy praised his soldiers and he promised that each one would get a special "I Helped Kick Putin's Ass" commemorative lapel pin.
