BROOKLYN - (World Satire) - The Brooklyn town council has voted 11 to 1, to ban speed bumps from the downtown area.
The universal purpose of speed bumps is to slow vehicles, cars, trucks, taxis, and buses down, but in Brooklyn where everyone, EVERYONE is in a fucking hurry the purpose is totally lost.
Vehicles in downtown Brooklyn will hit the speed bumps as if they aren't even there.
The NYPD reports, that the individuals (out of state tourists) who do adhere to the purpose of the speed bumps end up getting rear-ended simply because they are obeying the laws of the speed bumps.
To learn more about speed bumps, you can log on to www.speedbumps.mph
