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Funny story: The Hateful, Evil Marjorie Taylor Greene Is So Damn Despised That She Has To Wear a Disguise Whenever She Goes Out

The Hateful, Evil Marjorie Taylor Greene Is So Damn Despised That She Has To Wear a Disguise Whenever She Goes Out

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Washington Globe-Express has stated that Marjorie Taylor Greene has just become the most hated politician in the District of Columbia; and that includes such hated assholes as McConnell, Jordan, Nunes, Gaetz, Ma…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Says That in An Effort To Become More likable She’s Decided to Have Breast Augmentation Surgery

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says That in An Effort To Become More likable She’s Decided to Have Breast Augmentation Surgery

DENVER, Colorado – (Satire News) – The Hullabaloo News Agency has just broken the story that Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, has secretly snuck into the Rocky Mountain high city. HNA executive writer Abel Zorro stated that he was informed by…

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un Wants Everyone To Know That He Did Not Boink Marjorie Taylor Greene – Ever! Ever!

Kim Jong-un Wants Everyone To Know That He Did Not Boink Marjorie Taylor Greene – Ever! Ever!

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – Reports from the Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea state that President Kim Jong-un is angrier than a high school cheerleader with a case of the runs. Close aides say that the North Korea dictator is t…

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Funny story: R-Rated Tweets From Republicans - January, 2022

R-Rated Tweets From Republicans - January, 2022

The Vox Populi News Agency has just compiled a list of some tweets that were recently sent out by members of the Republican party. The tweets were compiled by Vox Populi senior writer Tapioca Swizzle. TWEETS FROM REPUBLICANS TWEET #1: DONALD TR…

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Funny story: A Medical Report Reveals That Marjorie Taylor Greene Was Actually Born With Flip-Flopped Ovaries

A Medical Report Reveals That Marjorie Taylor Greene Was Actually Born With Flip-Flopped Ovaries

BALTIMORE, Maryland – (Satire News) – A medical report that has just come out has revealed a startling fact about the woman known as “The Ugliest Female Politician In Washington, D.C. The report conducted by the medical reporting agency, Medical R…

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Funny story: Doctors Discover Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Lots of Mental, Emotional, and Gynecological Problems

Doctors Discover Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Lots of Mental, Emotional, and Gynecological Problems

WASHINGTON – (Satire News) – MTG was born with no ovaries, no cervix, and no nipples, plus she has a birthmark on her right butt cheek that resembles the face of Rudy Giuliani. Taylor Green recently spoke to GOPicky Magazine writer Amos Soursuckle…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene, AKA The Banshee Bitch, Is Thrilled That She Has A Brand New Boyfriend

Marjorie Taylor Greene, AKA The Banshee Bitch, Is Thrilled That She Has A Brand New Boyfriend

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - GOPicky Magazine has just reported that the ugliest congresswoman in D.C. (i.e. Marjorie Taylor Greene) is as happy as a woodpecker in an Oregon lumber mill. MTG, who in the past has been the piece-of-ass girlfri…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Finally Finds The Balls To Reveal That Donald Trump Quasi-Groped Her In His Mar-a-Lago Master Bedroom

Marjorie Taylor Greene Finally Finds The Balls To Reveal That Donald Trump Quasi-Groped Her In His Mar-a-Lago Master Bedroom

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to the News Blues News Agency, one of the most hated politicians in D.C. is none other than the dirty blonde-haired skanky bitch herself, Marjorie Taylor Greene. NBNA reporter Velveeta Maracas says that…

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Funny story: Matt Gaetz Is Writing A Very Intimately Revealing “Tell All” Book On Ex-Girlfriend Marjorie Taylor Greene

Matt Gaetz Is Writing A Very Intimately Revealing “Tell All” Book On Ex-Girlfriend Marjorie Taylor Greene

ARLINGTON, Virginia – (Satire News) – Congressman Matt Gaetz of Florida probably has more nicknames than GOP political pricks such as Mitch “The Moscow Bitch” McConnell, Jim “The Wrestling Perv” Jordan, Lindsay “Sissy Britches” Graham, and Steve “Moo…

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor: From Melania Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene, LeBron James, Ghislaine Epstein, & Mrs. Mitch McConnell

Letters To The Editor: From Melania Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene, LeBron James, Ghislaine Epstein, & Mrs. Mitch McConnell

NEW YORK CITY, - (Satire News) - Presented by The Daily Drama News Agency. Dear Editor: I just want everyone to know that I have had it with that worthless, piece-of-shit loser, Don Trump Sr. telling everyone that he has never met me, or that he h…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Says The Rumors of Her Being a Member of The Ku Klux Klan Are Fu*king Lies!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says The Rumors of Her Being a Member of The Ku Klux Klan Are Fu*king Lies!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The ugliest-looking member of Congress, Marjorie Taylor Greene, keeps insisting that she is not a charter member of the KKK. She recently appeared on The Tucker Carlson Show and she told “Swamp Creature #2*” that…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Denies That Her Nipples Are Inverted

Marjorie Taylor Greene Denies That Her Nipples Are Inverted

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has become the most hated woman in the entire country was in Brooklyn to see her gynecologist. Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight caught up with MTG and asked her if she ev…

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un Says That Just Thinking About Marjorie Taylor Greene Gives Him a Boner

Kim Jong-un Says That Just Thinking About Marjorie Taylor Greene Gives Him a Boner

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that President Kim Jong-un has fallen head-over-heels in love with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Word out of North Korea is that the Kimster, as BFF Dennis Rodman cal…

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Funny story: Political Pundits Agree That Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Trying To Out Trump, Trump

Political Pundits Agree That Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Trying To Out Trump, Trump

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – At a recent meeting of The U.S. Federation of News Agencies, which was held in Sin City, the vast majority of American political pundits are in complete agreement that Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is hated even more than Hi…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene is Extremely Depressed Because Her Nude Calendar Only Sold 6 Copies Nationwide

Marjorie Taylor Greene is Extremely Depressed Because Her Nude Calendar Only Sold 6 Copies Nationwide

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – According to the Daily Dirt, Marjorie Taylor Greene was in The Crab Cake Capital of the World stocking up on crab cakes and getting some much-needed work on her pubic region (very private). She was asked by DD reporter…

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Funny story: Congress Will Vote To Have Marjorie Taylor Greene Removed On Grounds of Being a Total and Complete Racist Asshole

Congress Will Vote To Have Marjorie Taylor Greene Removed On Grounds of Being a Total and Complete Racist Asshole

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News has just broken the congressional story of the month. Miss Fiddle, no relation to the Florida Fiddles, heard from an inside source, one of the sexier female pages, that the me…

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Interviews The Extremely Hateful Marjorie Taylor Greene

Oprah Winfrey Interviews The Extremely Hateful Marjorie Taylor Greene

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – It is no secret that Marjorie Taylor Greene has become the most hated, despised, piece-of-shit politician in the entire United States, and there are lots of them! The National Whispers News Agency has just named Mar…

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