WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News has just broken the congressional story of the month.
Miss Fiddle, no relation to the Florida Fiddles, heard from an inside source, one of the sexier female pages, that the members of the House of Representatives (including most Republicans), have finally had their fill of the potty-mouthed, hate-spewing, ugly as shit stringy-haired, she-devil, namely Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Taylor Greene, up until he got married, was the side-piece of Matt “Potato Head” Gaetz.
The two have adamantly denied that Taylor Greene flew down to Tijuana, Mexico to secretly have Matt’s “Tater-Tot Headed” baby, who they reportedly named Donald Jonathan, in honor of the hate-monger pair’s Nazi hero Donald Jonathan Trump.
SIDENOTE: House Majority leader Nancy Pelosi, added that they are seriously thinking about having the worthless piece-of-shit Marjorie Taylor Greene exiled to Taliban-controlled Afghanistan.
