MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Trump's favorite doctor, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, who the cheap, golf-obsessed, racist has never paid, noted that Trump has a condition known as Shrinky-Shrinky. The good "Unpaid," doctor stated that the condition, in which the…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The newly elected prime minister of England, Liz Truss, who had an extramarital affair a few years ago commented on the man known as "The Golfing Pussy Grabber." PM Lizzy Truss, as Americans call her, said that if the evil…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Word on the streets of D.C. is that the soon-to-be-single again, Marjorie Taylor Greene, since announcing that her husband of seven years is divorcing her, has been getting over 90 marriage proposals each and every…
MUSKOGEE, Oklahoma - (Sports Satire) - A horsewoman from Muskogee, Alexis Sunsell, 24, recently told a reporter with The Ipso Facto News that she has been riding horses for 11 years, ever since her breasts developed when she was 13. Miss Sunsell,…
MOBILE, Alabama - (Satire News) - Cinderella St. John with The Daily Drama reports that she recently spoke with a woman who works as a barmaid at Mobile's Inebriated Iguana Lounge. The woman, identified as Sara Saratoga, 27, said that she first di…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Kim Kardashian admitted to iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli that yes, it's true that her huge ass has gotten bigger just in the past two months. Kim showed off her ass, which is definitely gigantic, but she was quick t…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The London Dispatch-Messenger reports that King Charles III, has stated that her majesty, the late queen left the evil, heartess, mean, bastard racist (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) the grand sum of 2¢. The new king tol…
LONDON - ((Satire News) - Prime Minister Elizabeth Truss recently told the British News Media that English celebrities Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell have both told her that she looks erotically gorgeous in short miniskirts. Morgan commented that a…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - Frisco's The Have We Got a Deal For You Reality Co. has just come up with a fantastic working idea. The company which is owned by the largest fortune cookie corporation in San Francisco, has hit upon the idea of all…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - The race car driver who is known as "The Princess of NASCAR" is proud to announce that she has just signed a contract to appear in a commercial for Danica Patrick's 24-Hour Pantiliners. Pia Confetti, with S…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - An employee at Trump's Mar-a-Lago Estate Complex recently stated that the "Fat Racist" has been putting on weight like crazy. The landscaper who did not want his name mentioned stated to Boom Boom News reporter Haciend…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle, recently talked with Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene of the Peach State of Georgia, about the fact that her husband Perry Greene has filed for divorce. MTG, suddenly h…
LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, has just informed the UK public that his mum, Queen Elizabeth bequeathed £75,000 [$84,900 US] to her former ballroom dancing instructor Len Goodman. A Buckingham Palace employee noted that the queen reall…
CANCUN, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's national news agency Las Maracas, reporter Tostada Del Toro, is reporting that "Lovebirds," Melania Trump, 52, and her much younger boyfriend, L.A. Lakers super star LeBron James,37, are having a ball down in…
ZURICH, Switizerland - (Satire News) - Prime Minister Liz Truss is beaming with womanly pride as she has just learned that she has been named "The Prettiest and Sexiest Prime Minister In The Entire World," by the government of Switizerland. The 47…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Watchdog News Agency reporter Dylan Fresco, has just reported that Donald "Pinocchio" Trump has been told that he is being subpoenaed to attend a hearing so that he (the "Evil Liar") can present his story of the sto…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - President Biden told the news media, that as per the request of Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, he is immediately sending 31, C-5A Cargo Planes, loaded with all kinds of munitions; including tank-destroying b…
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