WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle, recently talked with Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene of the Peach State of Georgia, about the fact that her husband Perry Greene has filed for divorce.
MTG, suddenly has lots and lots of guys, fellas, and men texting her, Instagramming her, and calling her and asking her out on dates.
Chipotle said that, Marjorie's new nickname is The Hot, Sexy Southern Belle of Dixieland.
Carolina pointed out that after seven years of marriage, Marj just suddenly noticed that her sensuously erotic body was hit by the so called "7-Year Itch."
And as a result she found herself physically and sexually attracted to a whole bunch of males.
SIDENOTE: MTG says that as of now, she will simply play the field and just go out with lots of guys and have one hell of a ball(s).
