BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - One of the top hip hop, rap artists in the nation, recently told Afro Sheen Magazine writer Yodelle Denzel St. Bling, that the few asshole blacks that used to like the Trumptard have now abandoned his bigoted ass faster tha…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Since the word came out that Marjorie Taylor Greene's husband (Perry) filed for divorce, a close girlfriend of MTG's says that her cell phone rings with prospective suitors over 40 times a day. It is no secret th…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The hot, fine-looking wife of Prince Harry (Meghan Markle) told Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle, that she is sick and tired of the fucking spoiled rotten brat antics of her brother-in-law, Prince William. MM not…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Well like they say in Iran, "Once a liar always a damn liar." And those words certainly pertain to the former "Golfer-In-Chief," Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. For years and years "Toxic Trump" has insisted that he…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - It is really no secret that now that Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani, and Mitch "The Moscow Bitch" McConnell, and Jim "The Perverted Wrestler" Jordan, and Josh "The Sissyboy" Hawley have all turned on the Orange Who…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - A 27-year-old pole dancer in Frisco was recently interviewed by Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo. Staci "Cookie" LaBiana told the TTT reporter that she works as the featured pole dancer at Nob Hill's Clu…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Vegas oddsmakers are saying that the days of Gov. Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott are numbered. Abbott, who has proved to be as bad a governor as "The Treason Traitor" Trump was a golfing president. Even hard cor…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - One of the most brilliant men in the world, the multi gazillionaire, Elon Musk has just struck gold again. Musk has just developed the state-of-the-art Tesla Driverless Cruise Ship. The huge ocean-going vessel wi…
MANHATTAN - (Sports Satire) - Mrs. Tom Brady (Gisele Bundchen) has moved out of the couple's $26 million Tampa Bay Mansion and is living at the exquisite Charlemagne The Great Towers in downtown Manhattan. Gisele, has told info guru Andy Cohen tha…
DURANGO, Colorado - (Sports Satire) - The cheerleader from Colorado's Sacajawea State University has been cleared of all charges. The Buffalo Hunter cheerleader Melissa Muckberger, had run onto the field during the Sac State - Rhode Island footbal…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - First Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene announced that her husband of seven years had filed for divorce, and now MTG is saying that her husband Perry, has revealed the reason he is divorcing her is due to the fact that h…
BIRMINGHAN, Alabama - (Satire News) - A resident of Birmingham, Maddie Maricona, 37, has just become very well off selling Donald Trump MAGA Short Shorts over the internet. Miss Maricona, who says that she is no longer a horse blinders-wearing sup…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The recently published pix of the late queen's crotch region, which appeared in a NYC publication, are most probably photoshopped according to New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper reporter Carmine Calatino. Cally, a…
BUFFALO NIPPLES, Wyoming - (Satire News) - A woman from the ranching area of Buffalo Nipples, has just invented a portable camping shower that will repel woodpeckers, bears, and human perverts. The product is being sold as The Feel Free Portable C…
LONDON - (Satire News) - America's BuzzFuzz News Agency is reporting that in her later years, her Royal Majesty revealed to her granddaughter-in-law Kate Middleton, that she positively hated crumpets. Reporter Taffeta Kixx said that QE had reveale…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The wife of Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, has just been named to sit on the Rainbow Lives Matter Board of Directors. Markle, who is 41, stated to Abby Yukon with Hearsay Today, that her and Harry have two neighbors w…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town state that former first lady Melania Trump and NBA superstar LeBron James have become engaged. The unconfirmed reports are being investigated by information guru Andy Cohen, who is look…
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