BIRMINGHAN, Alabama - (Satire News) - A resident of Birmingham, Maddie Maricona, 37, has just become very well off selling Donald Trump MAGA Short Shorts over the internet.
Miss Maricona, who says that she is no longer a horse blinders-wearing supporter of the racist pervert, noted that she no longer supports the Trumpturd, simply because the SOB has pulled so much illegal shit, that even a group of 10 of the nation's best lawyer's could not prevent his orange ass from going to prison for anywhere from 18 to 48 years.
And amazingly enough, according to BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx, says that the lying, weasel bastard still insists that he did nothing wrong, much in the same vein as Adolf Hitler saying that he loved every single Jew; even the rich ones. ■
