AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Vegas oddsmakers are saying that the days of Gov. Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott are numbered.
Abbott, who has proved to be as bad a governor as "The Treason Traitor" Trump was a golfing president.
Even hard core Republican Rudy Giuliani has said that Beto has more honesty, compassion, and intelligence in his little finger than "Lard Bucket" Trump has in his entire 363ΒΌ pound blimp of a fat-ass body.
O'Rourke has shown how athletic he is by riding a skateboard, skydiving, tossing a baseball at 97 mph, and shooting 27 three-point baskets in a row.
Meanwhile, "Wheelchair Willie" has shown his athleticism by spitting on the floor, peeing on the floor, and throwing up on the floor.
