LONDON - (Satire News) - America's BuzzFuzz News Agency is reporting that in her later years, her Royal Majesty revealed to her granddaughter-in-law Kate Middleton, that she positively hated crumpets.
Reporter Taffeta Kixx said that QE had revealed to her personally, that once she turned 92, she got to where she could not really enjoy eating crumpets.
Her son Charles, who is now King Charles III, said that his "Mum," made him swear that she would never tell any English subject about the queen's dislike for crumpets.
SIDENOTE: When Buckingham Palace Employees cleaned out three of the Queen's palace refrigerators, they came across 64 frozen packets of crumpets.
