Trump's One Lone Friend Greg Gutfeld Reports That His Butt Buddy Is Missing

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 18 October 2022

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Greg said that Trump recently asked to borrow $15,000.

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - It is really no secret that now that Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani, and Mitch "The Moscow Bitch" McConnell, and Jim "The Perverted Wrestler" Jordan, and Josh "The Sissyboy" Hawley have all turned on the Orange Whoremonger, there is really only one Trump supporter left.

GOPicky Magazine reports that Fox News dipshit, Greg "The Rodent" Gutfeld has stated that his best ever bud, Don The Con Trump is MIA (Missing In Action).

Gufteld said that the last time he saw DJT was 36 hours ago, when they both had lunch at a Palm Beach McDonalds and he (GG) had a quarter pounder with cheese and the Trumpturd had four Big Macs and a family order of French Fries (which he ate all by himself).

SIDENOTE: Gutfeld said that when he called 911, and told the caller that the Treasonous Traitor was missing, he was put on hold for 55 minutes.

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