A Sexy San Francisco Pole Dancer Likes To Unwind By Sexting

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 18 October 2022

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"Cookie" says that the most widely used emoji she receives is the "Eggplant."

SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - A 27-year-old pole dancer in Frisco was recently interviewed by Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo.

Staci "Cookie" LaBiana told the TTT reporter that she works as the featured pole dancer at Nob Hill's Club Libido Lips.

LaBiana remarked that she loves her job, but shortly after starting her job three years ago, she found that she had trouble getting to sleep, without the help of two or three Papaya Margaritas.

So she read an article in Hollywood Innuendo which mentioned that sexting late at night can help get you to sleep.

"Cookie" who lives in Pacific Heights, says that sometimes she'll sext for up to 90 minutes before finally getting to sleep.

She did note that she has recently gone out with three of her sexting buds. Two were very well-endowed studs and the third was a sexy hermaphrodite from West Holly, who turned out to be extremely sexy, and erotic.

SIDENOTE: LaBiana notes that she averages about 19 to 22 marriage proposals each and every night.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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