Lying Trump STILL Insists He Has Never Met or Even Knows Ghisliane Maxwell

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 19 October 2022

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This photo clearly shows that Trump is a fucking liar about never having met Ghislaine Maxwell.

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Well like they say in Iran, "Once a liar always a damn liar."

And those words certainly pertain to the former "Golfer-In-Chief," Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.

For years and years "Toxic Trump" has insisted that he has never, ever met two of the world's biggest sexualatorial predators Jeffrey Epstein and his girlfriend/girl procurer Ghislaine Maxwell.

But ladies and gentlemen photos do not lie and like the culinary saying goes, "The proof is in the pudding."

Above is a photo of Trump and Maxwell, taken while they attended a 2019 campaign benefit in Cleveland, for none other than the "Lying Bastard" himself.

SIDENOTE: Trump still denies knowing Ghislaine, although info guru Andy Cohen provided this photo and six others to prove otherwise.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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