SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The wife of Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, has just been named to sit on the Rainbow Lives Matter Board of Directors.
Markle, who is 41, stated to Abby Yukon with Hearsay Today, that her and Harry have two neighbors who are both lesbionic.
Meghan said that she recalls talking to Queen Elizabeth, who told her in no uncertain terms that gays, lesbionics, and transpeople, should definitely hide and do their thing in the privacy of total and complete privacy.
Harry, totally disagreed with his elderly grandmother, QE, and he said that "Granny Royal," was living in the dark, fucking ages, and he truly blamed her anti-LGBTQ views on the fact that she took two or three too many horse falls while she was out on a fox hunt, shooting the hell out of poor defenseless little foxes. ■
