BUFFALO NIPPLES, Wyoming - (Satire News) - A woman from the ranching area of Buffalo Nipples, has just invented a portable camping shower that will repel woodpeckers, bears, and human perverts.
The product is being sold as The Feel Free Portable Camping Shower.
Cosmos News Service reporter Armada Aquatica, recently talked with Angie Woodweather, 31, who said that she loves the outdoors and is an avid camper.
Miss Woodweather, recently divorced her husband of 8 years, after she learned that he was selling hard core Colombian drugs out of their garage.
Angie told Miss Aquatica that she really hated divorcing Herb, because he is the most well-endowed male that she has ever had sexual relations with.
SIDENOTE: The camping shower can be purchased by logging on to www.portablecampingshowers.hot
