NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The recently published pix of the late queen's crotch region, which appeared in a NYC publication, are most probably photoshopped according to New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper reporter Carmine Calatino.
Cally, as he is called by his fellow newspaper co-workers, stated that after having seen the queen's pubic photos, and knowing what her pubic region looks like, he really and truly feels that the royal pix could very well have a chance of being 93.3% authentic.
Meanwhile, King Charles III, recently told QE's BFF's Piers Morgan, that also having seen her majesty's crotch region on countless occasons, he can say, with 89% certainty that the hooha pix are in fact, as fake as the Trumptard's golf scores. ■
