MANHATTAN - (Sports Satire) - Mrs. Tom Brady (Gisele Bundchen) has moved out of the couple's $26 million Tampa Bay Mansion and is living at the exquisite Charlemagne The Great Towers in downtown Manhattan.
Gisele, has told info guru Andy Cohen that she warned Tommy on at least half a dozen occasions that she wanted him to stay retired and not return to play fucking football (her words).
She made it abundantly clear to him that she did not want him to be away from her and the kids so fucking much (again her words).
But, Tom Terrific being the spoiled rotten brat that he is, just did not listen and now attorney's for Gis and Tom are going to go about the arduous task of having to split everything by two.
Meanwhile The Miami Globe-Gazette reporter Jefferson Sierra, has revealed that the latest Brady-Bundchen rumors on the streets is that Bunchy is pregnant with Rob Gronkowski's baby.
SIDENOTE: Gronk denies it saying that he has used a rubber during coitus every time he boinks for the past three years.
