WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - First Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene announced that her husband of seven years had filed for divorce, and now MTG is saying that her husband Perry, has revealed the reason he is divorcing her is due to the fact that he has heard that she is pregnant with another man's child.
Marjorie told Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle that Perikins is mistaken and she has never even hugged, kissed, or jacked off, Mitch McConnell much less had intimate sexual relations with him, (without using a condom).
Meanwhile, MTG's husband, Perry, says that he has been told by several parties that Marj actually told them that she had boinked "Moscow Mitch" and that she has already missed her last two periods.
To quote a famous Iowa saying, "If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and smells like a duck, then dammit - it's a fucking duck!
