NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Brooklyn Bridge Times has broken the story from across the pond, that after being forced to resign Liz Truss is reportedly so depressed that 10 Downing Street officials have placed her on suicide watch. Bridge T…
PASCAGOULA, Louisiana - (Satire News) - When it comes to pronouncing certain words Donald Trump has one hell of a problem. The Orange Dirigible once said that he knew more words that all of the US Supreme Court justices put together. Judge Soni…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Ever since the piece-of-baboon shit, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump was banned from tweeting, the law-defying asshole has continued to tweet his assinine propaganda. Here are Melania's soon-to-be-ex-husband's latest twe…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Teodoro "El Taquito" Cruz is still regarded as one of the stupidest, most evil, ugiest, hate-spewing SOBs in America. And when he was back living in his native Costa Rica, no one, NO ONE liked the little limp-dic…
ATLANTA - (Satire News) - Donald Trump is known as the world's biggest liar. He is also known as the world's biggest racist, as well as the world's biggest predator. He knows he lies. He knows he is a racist, but the pussy grabber still refuses to…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The lying pussy-grabbing, tub of lard, still, even after The Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, has informed the nation that the FBI has over 2,903,807 documents that can easily put the T…
SOMEWHERE IN NOT-SO-MERRY-OLD-ENGLAND - (Satire News) - As a young girl growing up in Soho, Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss dreamed of one day developing and growing up and becoming the queen of England. Well for several damn good reasons that was not…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Three of Tinsel Town's top actresses have agreed to star in the Solar System Studios production of "The Vampire MILFs From Mars." The film which will be directed by famed Italian director Lagarino Pollenzi will star Do…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has stated that he called up Liz Truss, the former prime minister of England. He said that she is positively devastated and totally embarrassed at having had to resign because of unfounded rumors,…
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - John Lennon's famous Fender guitar was auctioned off at Caesar's Palace, and it fetched $1.6 million. The buyer was a man from Cincinnati, who is named John Lennon, no relation to the Beatles singer. Lennon, the buye…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The newly elected prime minister of England Liz Truss only served 44 days before she was forced to resign. Truss said that there are several reasons why she left; including the rumor about her having a tremendous onslaught…
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - It's no secret that the Trumptard once told his top advisor Hope Hicks that one day he would divorce Melania, marry her, and make her the fourth Mrs. Donald Trump. And Hope, who is gorgeously stunning, actually believed…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The newly-elected prime minister of England Mary Elizabeth Truss has resigned and quite suddenly. Even Scotland Yard was shocked that after only serving for 44 days PM Truss decided to hang up her pantyhose and move out of…
LA BREA, California - (Satire News) - The rapper who was once married to the celebrity who has the biggest, most erotically sexy ass in all of Tinsel Town (Kim Kardashian) has been charged with two counts of selling illegal hip hop albums across stat…
THE BRONX, New York - (Satire News) - The Right Coast Revue has just broken a story that fine-looking, sensuously erotic asses run in the J.Lo family. RCR writer Tilapia Frisbee, writes that Jenny on the block's first cousin Agustina Lopez, who is…
LONDON - The BBC is reporting that Prime Minister Truss is very excited about her new-found fame in the world of advertising. Elizabeth Truss continues to sign contracts to peddle everything from Stella Artois Beer, to McDonalds burgers, and now s…
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just broken the story that Ivanka, the 40-year-old adult daughter of "Toxic Trump," has hired the legal services of noted Left Coast attorney Gloria Allred. Ivanka and husband Jared decided to hire the fame…
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