MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The lying pussy-grabbing, tub of lard, still, even after The Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, has informed the nation that the FBI has over 2,903,807 documents that can easily put the Trumpturd behind bars for as long as 91 years, the asshole is still insisting that it is all nothing but a hoax, a witch hunt, and he blames it all on "El Nino."
Melania's soon-to-be-ex-husband is in the throws of being 103% totally delusional. He has been reduced to a 363ΒΌ pound pile of putrid landfill waste.
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being sane, and10 being as stupid as bat shit, Donaldo, as Melly calls him, is a 13.7.
