HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Three of Tinsel Town's top actresses have agreed to star in the Solar System Studios production of "The Vampire MILFs From Mars."
The film which will be directed by famed Italian director Lagarino Pollenzi will star Dobrev and Lovato as the Fillafixi twins, Cassie and Hassie, who migrate to Alligator Nuts, Florida from southern Mars and set up a pole dancing lessons studio.
Taylor Swift will be portraying Nina De La Pina, a Costa Rican exchange student who opens up a banana pudding shop next door to the pole dancing studio.
The three soon get involved with the dastardly dastard Horace DuFoo, played by Brad Pitt, who sings and plays the accordion on the film's theme song, "The Ballad of The Vampire MILFs From Mars."
The motion picture will have an X-rating because of the vulgar scene between the circus midget and the female kangaroo.
