Ted Cruz Is Still One Dumbass Tiny-Peckered Douche Bag

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 21 October 2022

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"Ted scares more kids than any politician in history, including me." -RUDY GIULIANI

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Teodoro "El Taquito" Cruz is still regarded as one of the stupidest, most evil, ugiest, hate-spewing SOBs in America.

And when he was back living in his native Costa Rica, no one, NO ONE liked the little limp-dicked, pussy-whipped scumbag.

Ted "El Taquito" was always the last one chosen when the sandlot team captains were choosing up sides.

"Dracula" Cruz's younger sister Consuelo Coquetta Chinga Cruz, was almost always chosen before her little tiny-pee-peed hermano (brother).

According to VP Kamala Harris, now that "El Taquito" has grown into adulthood, he is still one dumbass, stupid, fucked up bitch.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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