CHICAGO - (Business Satire) – The McDonalds Corporation is proud to announce their latest addition to their food menu. Sonora Cahoots, a reporter with BuzzFuzz, said she talked to the franchise’s head of new food menu items director, Suzi Tottytil…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The board of directors of the McDonalds Corporation, has just issued a corporate memo, which prohibits President Trump’s attorney, Rudy Giuliani, from setting foot in any McDonalds restaurant in the nation. Board member,…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The world’s number one fast food restaurant chain is always striving to keep one step ahead of the competition. The 26th floor of the McDonald’s headquarters building houses the lettuce department, as well as the departme…
CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Satire News) – The president spoke before a totally maskless crowd of 218 supporters, who cheered his every word, including 7 times when he sneezed, and 73 times when he coughed. One front row audience member was overheard…
BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – President Trump was flown to the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in a U.S. Army Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter. Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said that they had to use a military helicopte…
RIYAD, Saudi Arabia - (Satire News) – Authorities with Saudi Arabia’s food watch-dog agency, Fadi Wadi Wadi, are reporting that a random check of a McDonalds in Riyadh found traces of camel meat in the Happy Meal burgers. Store manager, Kasheem Me…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) - The McDonalds board of directors recently had their big summer meeting and came up with a possible name change to their top-selling burger. The directors are considering changing the name of the Big Mac burger. The Bi…
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - Meghan Markle spoke with TMZ and said that Michael Cohen was gracious enough to send her a copy of his book about Trump titled, “Disloyal – The Truth and Nothing But The Truth.” Meghan said that on page 4, she read ab…
In revelations which take some believing, it's been rumored that President Donald Trump has said that he likes the Houston Astros baseball team so much, that he wouldn't mind being buggered by half of them. The news, first reported in 'The Texan S…
CHICAGO – Meat prices have been skyrocketing across the nation due to the Cow Branding Scandal. Meat packers report that they have no choice but to raise the price on all meat products, from woodchuck steaks to filet du flamingo. Meanwhile, a s...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was sitting at a McDonalds with Scott Baio and Tucker Carlson, and the three were trying to concoct a story about Joe Biden having been born in another country. A reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk asked him about...
In news that will be, to people all over the US, somewhat unbelievable, it's been announced that McDonalds, the world's most popular fast food chain, and personal favorite of President Donald Trump, has been given the go-ahead to set up an outlet in...
CHICAGO – The McDonalds Corporation has just announced a decision that will not only resonate throughout China, but throughout San Francisco as well. After several power meetings, McDonalds has decided to close all of its restaurants in China.
CHICAGO – The nation’s leading hamburger chain has just made an announcement that has shocked the fast food industry. Uma Ragland, a spokesperson for the golden arches company, said that the Coronavirus pandemic has really affected their business.
(Chicago, IL) In a surprising move, fast-food giant McDonald’s added “Barrel of Crude Oil” to their world-wide menu offerings yesterday, where it is featured on the Value Menu or Dollar Menu joining all-time favorites the McChicken and the McDouble.
(Worthington, Minnesota) Vegans around the country joyously celebrated today as JBS, the world’s largest producer of certified dolphin-free beef and heart-healthy pork and pork by-products, shuttered its largest production facility in the U.S. this w...
HONG KONG – The Chinese Press is reporting that a restaurant in Hong Kong put up a sign stating that blacks cannot enter the eatery. A lawyer representing former NBA basketball player, LeShontay Maypole, said that he and his wife, LaQuaneesha, tri...
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